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Average Size Penis

I know you have looked up what the “Average Size Penis,” is, haven’t you. Maybe several times.

Am I right?

“Average Size Penis”

You’ve researched sizes of a typical penis over the years, haven’t you?

Maybe when you were in your late teens, still growing. Maybe when some girl made a nasty comment about the size of your dick. Maybe because you saw other cocks and they looked bigger (or smaller) than yours.

You were the one who always had the tape measure when people were looking for it in the house, weren’t you.


I bet you measure your cock still to this day! Flaccid, semi-erect, erect, post-orgasm, girth. I’m right, aren’t I?

No matter your size, even if it is the average penis size, you hope for bigger/longer with every pull of the tape measure. I know you boys!

So What IS the Average Penis Size?

New research came out in April 2017 examining 17 different studies and the average penis size is:


5.16 inches

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I am willing to bet there are plenty of you guys who are stunned that your cock really is average-sized, not miniscule like you originally thought.

Why would men think their dicks are small when they are really average? Because of porn!

Porn, which is awesome and which I love, gives an extremely unrealistic picture of what normal is. Those dicks are in the top 5% (or less!) of huge… and if you didn’t already know, they also use medications to keep them erect for long periods of time, sometimes hours. Real (non-porn) dicks orgasm much quicker than that and it is totally normal for penises to move from flaccid to semi-erect to hard… and back… all in one sex session.

Do you ever hear about normal cock behavior in your real life? It isn’t something most men talk about with each other, so learning what’s typical doesn’t always happen. Unless you’re reading Urology journals or the technical papers of sex therapists, you might never know what happens with men’s cocks beyond seeing porn dicks on the Internet.

I hope that by my sharing here, I can help you feel better about your own penis.

Have your thoughts about your cock changed knowing the new research? Tell me about it!


The Exam Gown (Medical Fetish Series)

exam gown

Two decades of being a midwife… and kinky… I have some nasty ideas of what to do to you in the doctor’s office. In this segment of the Medical Fetish Series, I will share my thoughts about the exam gown.

“Put This Exam Gown On”

After all the preliminary stuff… paperwork, lab work, . . . → Read More: The Exam Gown (Medical Fetish Series)

Sissy & I Go Lingerie Shopping

I have this adorable Sissy Girlfriend that I spend a lot of time with, especially when either of us wants to go shopping. Most especially when we want to go shopping for lingerie.

Sissy Boutique Shopping

Now, my sister-friend is a plus-sized gal, so Vicky’s is out. The typical popular big girl stores have . . . → Read More: Sissy & I Go Lingerie Shopping

SPH: A Dick’s Biggest Fear

In “Scanning the Sex Party Participants,” I began the story of part of my evening at the Sex Party a couple of weeks ago. Ending with my peering into a man’s silk shorts, then demanding he take those boxers off.

“He inhaled deeply, then pushed his pants downward…. “That’s IT?! That’s all you’ve got . . . → Read More: SPH: A Dick’s Biggest Fear

Scanning the Sex Party Participants

I went to a Sex Party with my subby boy a couple of weeks ago, thinking we’d have some fun together. What I did not expect was to meet an older gentleman with whom I could taunt, tease and embarrass.

All because of his teeny tiny dick.

Setting the Stage

During Introductions, folks disclose . . . → Read More: Scanning the Sex Party Participants

My subby boy’s Sex Party “Participation”

In My subby boy at the Sex Party, we left off here:

On the bed was one woman and two men, completely naked of course. There was another woman standing beside the bed, tightening a harness around her waist….

And I asked what did you, the reader think we saw. Now, I get to tell . . . → Read More: My subby boy’s Sex Party “Participation”

My subby boy at the Sex Party

I have this real life subby boy who is 2 decades younger than I, and while I keep him kinkily occupied, this Saturday night past was his first Sex Party. He was a nervous wreck… and I fucking loved it.

Subby Boy’s Prep

I took my boy to get waxed first thing in the . . . → Read More: My subby boy at the Sex Party

National Senior Health & Fitness Day (Never Too Old for Sex)

One topic not often discussed is sex when one gets to be a senior, a “mature” adult, older… even plain old.

Sex As a Senior

Many of you know I go to Sex Parties. I don’t think I have ever shared anything about the age ranges at these wonderful parties, however.

I have . . . → Read More: National Senior Health & Fitness Day (Never Too Old for Sex)

National Brown Bag-It Day (Mistress’ Command)

The Mistress and I had long ago severed our relationship. I missed her every single day.

Once a Mistress….

One day at work, we passed each other in a hall, around the corner from her office that’s off the beaten path. For the first time ever, she looked me in the eye.

“Stop,” . . . → Read More: National Brown Bag-It Day (Mistress’ Command)

Happy National Nylon Stocking Day!

And during Masturbation May!


There really is a day for your most especial fetish!

Celebrating National Nylon Stocking Day!

I think you should go shopping for some new nylon stockings. Get the most expensive, luxurious kind you can afford. As you’re driving home, consider the options for how you could masturbate with . . . → Read More: Happy National Nylon Stocking Day!