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Lap It Up! (Cum Eating Fun)

It’s always so much fun when you boys and girls beg me… quite literally, BEG me… to help you eat your cum that first time. You’ve tried so many times before; can I coerce you to break through that barrier?

Cum Eating Challenges

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As I have said before, there is that crazy mechanism in you all that drives the craving as you begin thinking about your orgasm, how you just really, really want to taste that jizz. But the moment you cum, the craving, even a mild desire, vanishes.

When you call or cam with me, asking for help to get you to eat your cum, we develop a strategy before you even start stroking. One of my favorites, I wrote about in another post:

“When you are ready for your next jack off session, have that shot glass of cum sitting next to you. Then, as you are stroking and feeling that intense urge, pick up the glass and slam it down as if you are shooting tequila.”

New Cum Eating Strategy

Some folks have been having a challenging time even with my 2 tried-and-true methods, so I have another one I want to share with you.

Instead of thinking about eating the entire amount ejaculated, or even a scoop of cum, how about this:

When your cum begins spilling out, after you have released the first one or two ropes, just dip your finger into the puddle… a fingertip is all you need… and try to get it to your mouth before you have finished spurting your load.

This way, you are not trying to gulp a bunch, but just getting the tiniest bit into your mouth. To me, that is a major success!

Over Time

When you are able to get that first taste in, I know you will find it easier and easier to lick… then slurp… your cum for me.

I look forward to watching you soon!

Pondering the Medical Fetish Series

If you read my first Medical Fetish piece, you will see it isn’t there anymore. LDW is amazingly careful with what they allow us to write. While it can be a challenge sometimes, I honor, with all my being, their judgment; they’ve been at this a lot longer than I have. And LDW has . . . → Read More: Pondering the Medical Fetish Series

Masturbation Woobies (Part 3)

In Masturbation Woobies (Part 1), I begin the discourse by letting you guys & gals who use something in order to masturbate know you are perfectly normal. In Masturbation Woobies (Part  2), questions about disclosing your needs abound. Many are addressed, but this piece talks about the down and dirty airing of your secret with . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 3)

Masturbation Woobies (Part 2)

In Masturbation Woobies (Part 1), I shared that, even when you don’t say it out loud, I can usually recognize someone needing to use a woobie… a sort of masturbation security blanket… in order to get hard or stay hard.

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You generally don’t tell anyone about your little sex-quirk lest they laugh . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 2)

Masturbation Woobies (Part 1)

I have seen it over the decades. You think you’re slick and can hide your need for your woobie (security blanket) by not using it to play with me, to masturbate in front of me.

But, I am not blind. I can (easily) see that you are having a challenging time getting or staying . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 1)

Summer Whites

It’s already getting hot here in Miami… the season to wear white!

White Dresses

I have this thing about white cotton. I love white gauzy cotton sundresses in the summertime, white sandals…

…with my hair pulled back…

…and decorated with a big white ribbon.

And depending on my mood, I will wear . . . → Read More: Summer Whites

Mistress Constance’s Phone Sex Budget Advice

Mistress Constance wrote the most wonderful post about budgeting for your calls to us Mistresses and I wanted to make sure my clients see it as well.

Ms. Constance‘s post, Phone Sex Budget, says many of the things my own callers would be familiar with.

That I would rather you wait until more money . . . → Read More: Mistress Constance’s Phone Sex Budget Advice

My Birthday Cake

March 29, 1969 was the day I was born. (How cool is it I was born in ’69!!!) Therefore, a few days ago, I turned 48… complete MILF material, right?

I’ve told a few of you, but I have a real life subby boy now! I’ve been in Miami for almost 2.5 years and . . . → Read More: My Birthday Cake

Stressed Out?

Life can be really tough sometimes. I know it might seem obvious, but the Mistresses here at LDW are quite skilled at listening and understanding the very real stresses in life.

When You’re Stressed Out

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Not only do you guys and gals want (or need?) an orgasm when you are stressed, sometimes . . . → Read More: Stressed Out?

Am I a Mind-Reader?

I’ve had an interesting phenomenon happening lately.

I’ve been able to delve deeply into some clients’ minds, “seeing” the secrets they have never told another soul. They ask, “How do you know?!?”

Am I a Mind-Reader?

Of course I am not a mind-reader. I wish I had that skill (or superpower as some . . . → Read More: Am I a Mind-Reader?