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Sweet, Sweet Sweat Fetish

After Hurricane Irma, the electricity was out for way too long here in Florida. I acknowledge that we Floridians had it way better than many of the islands to our east, but we were still really hot and sticky.

Cicadas Make Me Sweat

We all had plenty to do, what with nearly every tree tossing their limbs willy nilly. Everyone in the immediate area was outside working, myself included.


With no electricity comes no TV, no music, no Internet (even for some cell phones!). It was quiet. So, so quiet.

But as the sun moved past its zenith, the whirring began in earnest. It was the cicadas. The cicadas were noisy! Did you know their chirping speed is dependent on the temperature? There are actual formulas to calculate the temperature based on how fast they chirp. And, another fun fact, it is only the males that do the chirping. Noisy boys!

Hearing their song rise with the heat, I became aware of my sweat. Dripping everywhere.

  • On my forehead
  • On my upper lip
  • Under my boobs
  • Down my back
  • Under my armpits
  • In my panties (including my butt crack!)
  • Between my thighs
  • Behind my knees
  • Inside my work boots

Sweat Fetishists

So, I know what you all want… even need… my sweat. In your mouth. While I know, I cannot go into detail here. Just know I know.

Now, on the phone? All those limitations are off! Let’s talk all about my sweaty panties, my sweaty underboobs, my armpits.

See? I do know what you want.


The Jockstrap (Sexy as Fuck!)

So you grew up a nerdy kid… laying on the couch, nose always in a book or playing video games. No sports teams for you; they get you too dirty.

Mistress’ Pleasure: Jockstrap

It makes it all the more delicious that you’ve never put a jockstrap on before. That you, a young jockstrap . . . → Read More: The Jockstrap (Sexy as Fuck!)

Back in Miami (& to a Fucking MESS!)

I made it home to Miami… what is left of it.

Blessedly, we didn’t get a direct hit, but it is still pretty much a mess around here.

My own little bungalow made it through with minimal damage and the electricity did come back on late last night. Half the state is still . . . → Read More: Back in Miami (& to a Fucking MESS!)

Hurricane Irma Update

Clearly, I made it out of the hurricane. Yay!

I’ll still be in the Central Florida area until Miami gets evaluated, but so far so good.

Let’s have some SEX!

(I need some sex, boys & girls!)

Me & Hurricane Irma

Most of you know I am in Miami.

I’ve been getting ready for Hurricane Irma, but now it looks like I will be evacuating today, heading north to family in the Orlando area.

I will do my best to be here, but know if I am not, why. I will get back as soon . . . → Read More: Me & Hurricane Irma

I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Twisted & Shouting, “PERVERT!”

I’ve been called a pervert for most of my life.

What’s a Pervert?

Definition 1

Definition 2: A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable. synonym: deviant

Definition 3? Let’s poke around and see what other dictionaries say.

blinking after looking at the Urban Dictionary definitions

. . . → Read More: Twisted & Shouting, “PERVERT!”

Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

I’ve been “cumming” across more and more of you boys who are aching to do the Cum Eating Challenge… eating several ejaculations’ worth of cum at one time. It’s a noble goal, but some tactical actions need to be adhered to first.

The main goal of writing this is so, when you are . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Your Mistress suggests that you, you Chronic Masturbator, might need some lessons in how to keep your hands off your dick.

Let Go!

You might have seen Ruined Orgasms while watching porn, but dared not do one on your own. I mean, the urgency to keep stroking while you are ejaculating is strong. Perhaps . . . → Read More: Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Pedal Pushers… Pumpers… Revving

A fetish I knew about, but never really knew anyone that enjoyed it is Pedal Pushing. Now I have a couple of clients who’ve driven me to learn more about it. Now I’m sharing what I’ve learned with you!

What Is Pedal Pushing?

Imaginations are in overdrive with this fetish, young men finding themselves . . . → Read More: Pedal Pushers… Pumpers… Revving