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SPH: Examining Your Dicklet

So, what kind of dicklet do you have?

  • A short, stubby one?
  • A gherkin?
  • A small one?
  • A micropenis?
  • An innie?

Whatever it is, it’s a…


I know you boys and girls with those tiny dicklets. You masturbate with 2 fingers, not with a whole hand like a real man does. Or even more hilariously, you rub it like a cisgirl, your fingers not even fitting on what you profess to have between your legs.

I see you touching yourself, attempting to imagine having a big boy dick as you try and figure out what to do with those fat fingers. (Do you even deserve to have this pleasure? Shouldn’t you just forego it since you aren’t even a complete man?)

What Is It?

I hear you weeping like a little girl on the phone because your dicklet isn’t whole. It stopped growing way, way too soon, didn’t it? So many of you asking me through your boo hoo tears, “Was I supposed to be a girl?”

My retort: What do you think?

Is it a dicklet or a clit?

Stunned Silence (or Gales of Laughter!)

What did that girl say when she reached inside your jeans and found that tiny flap of skin?

Did she pull her hand out and leave? Did she look at you and ask, “That’s it?” Did you two mess around only to never have her talk to you again? You do know she told all her girl AND boy friends about it, don’t you?

What do the guys at the gym say? Oh, you don’t get naked at the gym?


You know darn well they would laugh their heads off and then call their wives from the car to tell them what floppy flesh you were so proudly showing everyone.

Anything Else?

Am I missing any of your humiliating experiences? I would love to hear about them.

Then I can laugh and laugh and laugh… and tell all my friends about your teeny-tiny dicklet.

My Ballerina’s Day of Beauty

My submissive ballerina has been being a good girl… going to ballet classes, practicing with Gwenny in our home studio and has really been very well-behaved, not needing many spankings at all.

But her costumes have begun looking haggard; she needs a shopping spree with Gwenny at the helm.

A Ballerina at the Mall . . . → Read More: My Ballerina’s Day of Beauty

Sex Party: Those Lingering Memories

The first weekend of February, 2017, I attended a 4-day long Sexy Party in Key West, Florida. I’ve written about my Bukkake and Spanking Scenes and have been trying to figure out how to pick the next topic to share. However, they all seem to run into each other and thought, instead of writing . . . → Read More: Sex Party: Those Lingering Memories

A Splash of Bukkake

Every once in awhile, a girl just needs a facial. Know what I mean?

Bukkake Bursts


At my recent Sex Party Weekend, there were about 100 people, men and women pretty evenly represented.

One of the things I find hilariously fun is bukkake. Not every girl likes having great gobs of cum . . . → Read More: A Splash of Bukkake

60-Years Old & His First Spanking!

At the 4-Day Weekend of Wild Sex in early February, 2017, I met a wonderful 60-year old gentleman, shy and soft-spoken; it really was surprising to see him at a 100+ people party, but here he was.

Spanking Wishes

During one round of introductions, this quiet man shared that he had always had . . . → Read More: 60-Years Old & His First Spanking!

My Pussy Hurts!

Hol-y FUCK, did I have an uh-MAZE-ing time from Thursday afternoon to Sunday night, partying my body off and entertaining others with theirs as well.  Me with 100 of my closest sex buddies: male and female, butch and femme, in panties and with strap-ons. A veritable cornucopia of decadence. I wish I could have brought . . . → Read More: My Pussy Hurts!

Sexing It Up This Long Weekend!

I leave tonight for my long Sex Party Weekend.


I am so excited, I have been a masturbating fool these past few days, imagining the fun I am going to have.

Bring on the Sybian!

Cannot wait to fill you in on all the naughty fun next week.

. . . → Read More: Sexing It Up This Long Weekend!

When the Call Goes Wonky

Phones Are Not Perfect!

Say you are talking to me, sharing deep & secret fantasies you have never told another soul before… and then the phone goes dead and we are cut off from each other.

You ask, “Are you there? Daphne?!”

And I don’t answer.

What do you think?

“Ack! I must . . . → Read More: When the Call Goes Wonky

The Hand Job

Fuck, I love giving hand jobs.

Reaching Out

It’s so nice to touch your cock when it is still flaccid, soft and gooshy.

I love feeling it… making it… go from a putty consistency to a really, really ripe peach, to a ripe peach and then a deliciously firm peach. (I especially can . . . → Read More: The Hand Job

Ballet Class: Tippy-Toes

When the girls in the classroom learn to stand on their toes, it is called en pointe.

Where’s the Point?

But, my little submissive, at his size and shape, wasn’t ever going to get up on his tippy-toes.

And they all knew it. He told me how he tried, over and over to . . . → Read More: Ballet Class: Tippy-Toes