Where Am I When I’m Not Available?

Where Am I When I’m Not Available?

You get a hardon, then frantically look at your phone or computer, wanting to talk to me so I can get you off in the delicious way we do together. But, over and over, you see I am not on. AGAIN! It’s Summer In Florida! And that means afternoon thunderstorms....
Pegging Your Yummy Ass

Pegging Your Yummy Ass

One of my favorite phone/virtual/real life things to do is Pegging. Pegging? To make you laugh, it took years for me to learn the term “Pegging.” I always called it “Fucking You in the Ass.” “Pegging” can be said in polite company,...

Some Christmas Eve Fucking (Plus Audio!)

I watch as you are, once again, tweaking with the Christmas Tree. I talked you into one of those aluminum jobbers we had in the 1970’s. With the color wheel.   You rolled your eyes and said it reminded you of elementary school and I said, “Exactly.”...