During my Sex-Cation, at the Sex Party portion of the gathering, an SPH Display was set up in my honor. Besides the Sybian I requested, I wanted them to collect all the small dicklettes they could find so the group could have a good laugh. You know how much fun SPH can be, don’t you?
Decorate the Dinky Dicks
Not only did they find TEN tiny dicks, they had the guys decorate them in the best way they could. It was a costume party of inferiority! And I loved it.
None of the guys knew each other, but I have to say they alllll knew their places at the bottom of the Cock Ladder because 6 of them couldn’t even put a costume on their dick, but had create an alternative. A couple of them wore hats on their heads! Several drew on their stomachs pointing down to what I certainly would never find in a dark room. But there were two who tried. One put a pink chastity cage on… quite appropriate we all laughed. The other took some yarn and wrapped it around what was barely there… and hung a dildo from the end that hung down to his knees! Clever boys.
Did They Measure Up?
I marched down the line and asked each guy to tell us, loudly, how teensy their dicklettes were. They had to measure them in front of us.
Everywhere from 4 inches to a 1/2 micropenis was on display.
Well, sort of.
Red-Faced SPH
We 20+ attendees there at the time got to hear each dude tell us their most humiliating SPH story of their lives. From bathing suits to being walked in on and the proverbial girlfriends who laughed at them before walking out… and then telling all their friends about it… every shade of shame was represented.
But the best came from Mr. Micro-penis. He created his most embarrassing moment, unplanned, even as we all stood there watching.
You see, his little 1/2 incher actually looked like a belly button. He wasn’t chunky, either! It was just that small. His story started by having to reach in and pull the thing out the squat amount and measure it. He needed help. I volunteered even though I squicked at having to be near something so pointless.
SPH Demo of the Party
After he called out his “HALF-an-INCH” to all of us, we promptly hooted and booed. He was so ashamed, his face turned beet red. But do you know what? His pinch of nothing became erect! What a twit he was! That made things even more hilarious and I told him to show it off proudly.
The moment he tugged with his forefinger and thumb, trying to show us what he didn’t have, HE CAME RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US!
You could hear out peals of laughter a mile away, I am sure. Even the other guys laughed. That was until I had them show off their jerk-off skills for some public humiliation. Then they sobered up pretty quickly.
One-By-One, Down the Line…
… I had each dude take his Vienna Sausage and count how many jerks (you can’t even call them strokes, can you?) it would take for them to make a mess. Well, none of them made anything you would call “a mess.” Every single one of them dribbled for us as we continued having the time of our lives watching them show us their own humiliation.
More Fun Than I Imagined
My sides hurt and my makeup was running from laughing so hard and for so long. It was the hootiest of hoots to have these guys, some so macho and Alpha males (or so they thought), showing us the small penis humiliation of their lives.
It was a time I will never forget.
Darn it all Mistress Daphne, my invitation the party just came.
At least some things around here still do!
It wasn’t marked “Insufficient Postage” but “Insufficient Invitee”
Sounds like with my sub 4 I would have fit right in! Fit right into what, I’m not quite sure. (Maybe I would have been one of the swingin’ dicks at the soirée!)
But 2 little pink chastity cages at the same bash? Kinda like showing up to the sissy pageant in the same gown another gurl has on!
But good for Mr Micro! Sounds like he really stood out at the party by not standing out!
Guaranteed the guests of dishonour had the best time ever.
(Trust me, they are still blushing and (if allowed) tugging themselves chronically to that memory!)
I certainly would be!
You are so hilarious, peg!
No matter what, I am sure you would be the hit of the bash!
Love ya!
Awww…Thank you Mistress Daphne! I am so glad you enjoyed my ‘little post!” LOL! Perhaps being very familiar with the topic of this blog inspired me to “rise to the occasion” as it were.
Not in the literal sense however. My little pink chastity cage sees to that!
Indeed!
blushes very red oh oh oh
hahahahaha!!!
I have to admit this is one of the first times I’ve explored SPH. I measure up around 4 inches. Never been told I was bad in bed by an ex-girlfriend, but I’ve had many non-voluntary SPH experiences with hotel maids walking in when I was showering and swim suit embarrassments. I’m just giving in and admitting it’s small. I listened to your podcast on penis size and had to look you up. I really turned on by the SPH and Sybian blog! Thanks, Elbert
Elbert! What a treat to meet someone new here!
At 4 inches, you are JUST figuring out how small your dicklette is? Seriously? Wow. At least you have had some knowledge of your diminutive size, but just now getting the gist of the humiliation factor. I swear a lot of that comes from just having someone pay attention to your dick at all! Thoughts?
Thanks for being here! You’re so welcome here and look forward to getting to know you better.
Hi Ms. Daphne,
Thank you for your kind welcome, I just discovered your space and I love it. Yes, I do realize and admit now that it’s smaller than average, and that I’ve always known it but not wanted to admit it. I come from a sauna culture, and all my friends and their girlfriends/wives have been nude with me over many years, and there have been some teasing comments. They all know who has the biggest and the smallest cock in our group and sometimes a pic or two has circulated of me and my very well hung friend standing together. I have also had a few moments traveling where maids have walked in on me or women have made giggling comment at the pool. One of my ex-girlfriends who had been with me a while confessed her ex-boyfriend before me was huge (he was, I met him), and for some reason that was frustrating but erotic at the same time. Those and other moments have definitely made it obvious to me that mine is in the smaller than average zone. Some moments have made me instantly hard, such as when a guy I had been in the lockeroom pointed at me with his girlfriend and he said “he has a small dick!” and she looked at me and started giggling. I realized the feeling of being dominated or teased, and it definitely sent me to have to hide my hard-on and sometimes go someplace and masturbate quickly. So yes, my cock being noticed by others (either women who see it or in the lockeroom and realizing I’m surrounded by some very hung men and it’s obvious I have the smallest one there) has increasingly led me to get the gist of the humiliation factor, and it’s become more erotic for me as I have come to accept it.
Thanks, Elbert
Where can I find this party?
Ahhhh, they are invite only. But boy howdy, are they FUN!
Hi Ms. Daphne: I LOVE your sybian and SPH sex-cation story! I have a few questions:
1. Are there other parties like this that would WANT a man with a small dick to participate? I imagine I wouldn’t necessarily get laid by a beautiful woman like you, but I can imagine getting off just watching you on the sybian.
2. Have you seen a straight man use a sybian? Is that a thing? I can imagine the small dicked guys having to use it in front of everyone, would be very entertaining!
Thank you!
We can definitely talk about these things on a call or Skype… what fun we would have, yes?
Yes!
Apparently, you can see yourself there, eh?
I can definitely imagine what it would be like to be at that sex party as one of the less-endowed guests. Your description of that party, including you on the sybian is phenomenal.
Thank you so so much! I had an absolute blast for sure.
Hi Ms Daphne,
I just had a recollection of another SPH moment that was unique from some years ago. I was at a bar and a man who knew a friend of mine hit on me a few times in a very sexual way. I let him know I wasn’t gay, and everything was friendly and the evening went on. [REMOVED NON-TOS SECTION] It was powerful.
Oh, my!
We really do need to chat about some of these experiences on the phone or in a text session. They are too yummy to ignore!
I had to edit out the middle section because it is against our Terms of Service for writing. If you have questions, feel free to email me: Daphne@EnchantrixEmpire.com.
Hope to hear from you SOON!