I’m home again, home again, jiggity jig.

So I’m here to tell you about our Sissy Pageant!

Sex-Cation to Sex Weekend

My Sex-Cation turned into a Sex Weekend because of COVID grabbing, quite without consensuality I might add, almost all the participants. In 3 cities! So far, I have not fallen into its grasp.

And then there was Hurricane Idalia and her erratic bullshit, so I got my ass home as fast as I could. 

Because of these 2 spoilsports, I am here, earlier than expected, to report on my weekend’s antics.

Of course, I need to amuse and titillate you, my favorite readers, don’t I?

Ready?

The Sissy Pageant Presentation

As I said before I left, I wanted my friends to hold a Sissy Pageant for me. They could be as creative as they wanted when choreographing it. I just wanted to watch.

So when I was brought into a lovely private dining room at a fancy restaurant, I did not, in any way, expect to see a what I saw.

The dimly lit room had several wondrously decorated table groupings sat on each side of a red carpet that came down from behind a curtain and flowed through the center to the back of the room.

On the tables were vases filled with all kinds of flower presentations. No one flower was highlighted, but it seemed the entire garden’s bounty was sprinkled around the room.

Lit candles adorned the tables as well. Some in crystal holders, others in candelabras, the glow was warm and wonderful.

I was sure we had accidentally walked into the wrong room! This had to be a bride’s reception room, right? Nope! We were in the exact right place. All of a sudden I could feel my panties moisten, so excited to see what was going to happen.

We were served pink champagne, lovely finger sandwiches, and yummy desserts were placed onto the table… decorated in all shades of pink. Of course!

Evening Gowns

About 20 minutes after my friends and I arrived and had been served our blush treats, the fun began. We were all decked out in our cocktail and evening dresses, not having one clue we were going to a Sissy Pageant!

Music started playing. Now, you would think it would be some kind of classical music, but no! It was some of our sissy favorites, starting with “Barbie Girl!”

Lovely sissies, dressed in evening gowns, the kind that beauty pageant contestants wear. They had sparkles and rhinestones and feathers all over them. And the sissies started walking down the red carpet. I loved seeing the beautiful colors. From red to yellow to green to pink, every color of the rainbow was represented. Immediately, we started hooting and hollering and these elegantly gowned yummies began giving us the best show they had in their sissy bodies. I watched them prance down the makeshift runway in those floor-length gowns and knew not one ciswoman could do any better in those heels and pearls.

Show Us Your Panties!

Some of the dresses were so tight, I could see the corset underneath and knew that sissy-girl had some damn good taste to bind her belly and waist to highlight her curves. 

The room, filled with men, women, and transfolks, yelled, “Show us your panties!” We were rewarded when the girls lifted their dresses to show us their panties and lingerie! What would a sissy pageant be without stockings, panties, and lingerie? It just couldn’t happen! Incredible matching satin lingerie was shown, many of which matched the color of the gown they were wearing! Where the sissy in the velvet emerald green gown got an entire panties, bra, garter belt, and thigh high stockings set all stitched in dark green is beyond me, but she did it.

I loved when Sissy Susie yelled out to the audience, “Show US your panties!” and we all got up, lifted our heavy and bejeweled dresses and gowns, and showed our matching lingerie!

Laughter and applause finished that segment of the Sissy Pageant.

But, there was so much more to come!

Sissy Pageant (Part 2) is right here! Hint: Bridesmaids!

Audio below just for you!

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