Did you know that?
I am telling you what, in all my years fucking men,I never realized the fact that many lawyers have tiny dicks. Now that I am a witness to you lawyers on the phone and able to examine the proof on Skype, goodness gracious, many of you are a small-dick’d lot.
I have to laugh at the juxtaposition; big tough lawyer in the courtroom, yet requiring Small Penis Humiliation to get off in the bedroom (or rather, in the “Judge’s Chambers?”!).
Tiny Dicks Abound in the Courtroom!
Do you lawyers with tiny dicks fantasize about being naked while talking to the jury? Do you imagine the jury laughing their heads off and pointing to your teeny weeny?
What about walking back and forth, reciting your defense as the District Attorney draws pictures of you with a tiny dick on his legal pad?
Do people suspect you have a tiny dick? Did they know it when you were in law school?
Would I have to issue a search warrant to find your nubbin in the forest of your pubic hair?
Does your partner file complaints about your sexual abilities in the marriage bed? Does she issue a continuance… every single night?
The Verdict
Your tiny dick needs to be locked up in penis jail… a cock cage… because it is useless otherwise.
When you fantasize about being in the courtroom, pacing back and forth, imagine the court reporter… and the bailiff, for good measure… busting a gut laughing at what is (barely) between your legs.
If lawyers have tiny dicks and sportscar owners are making up for their penile shortcomings…then a lawyer with an expensive sportscar must be the most under-endowed excuse for a man on the planet! By the way, *love* the photo of the little penis cheese doodle!
OK, this made me laugh out loud! Once of my Skype regulars is a lawyer…..and leaves alot to be desired in between his legs. He’s also a suspected cuck and kind of a whiner, but I’m not sure of that’s because he has no dick or he’s just a lawyer. Fun post!
I can finally be happy I never became a lawyer! Do you think when we are born the doctors and nurses say “Yep, future lawyer.”
This is funny because the Lawyer field has a reputation of being a “Good Ole Boys Club” where it’s difficult for Women to advance and have an opportunity to become a partner. It’s not surprising that your experience has been that Lawyers have Tiny Dicks to go along with their Fake Alpha Insecure Egos.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I couldn’t have said it better!!!
You’re awesome, Stephanie!
I have only seen one lawyer nakie and his cock is huge.Seen and know him at a nude resort.
I sort of want to suck his dick.
I sort of 💬🤔 he and his girlfriend want me to. He is a nice man and he had a nice dick
But I am afraid of gossip i know they swing but do they swing backwards? IDK