One of the things I adore about the winter months is how small penis humiliation grabs a whole added batch of dinky dicks. We all know when it’s cold, cocks shrink. I don’t care how big and thick and long they are. They all still shrink to fabulously hilarious proportions.
Are You Into Small Penis Humiliation?
I find many guys with normal-to-large size cocks also like to play with SPH. Are you one of those guys? Where did that fetish come from? What made you even consider having some SPH with a Mistress? Did anyone make fun of your dick when you were younger? Did you wonder if it was ever going to grow? Were you a late bloomer (so to speak)? I would love to hear your story! Do call and tell me all about your weirdness. I love it! The odder, the better.
But you guys who already have teeny dicklettes… I talk to you all the time. And laugh at your insufficiencies. I use plural because it isn’t just your teensy wiener that’s small, but your testicles are just as pathetic, being nothing more than the seed-size of a pomegranate.
The Perverted Mind of a Puny Dick Owner
What the fuck made small penis humiliation something that turns you on? Where did that come from? You know how much I love you to tell me those really hilarious stories about being made fun of in school. The funniest stories you share are the ones that you masturbate to the most. Those are so much fun to hear. They make me laugh long after the call has ended.
But I am sure you have other twisted fantasies about what you would like to do with that pint-size… well, ounce-size… wiggly thing you carry around. You have to tell me those, too! Either based on real life or that just live inside your mind, either is fantastic for me. You know how much I love to fuck with your head. And NOT with that thimble down there, either.
So, let’s go! Give me a call already. I’m in dire need of laughing at you!
Well Mistress Daphne with regards to me, it “wouldn’t be long”🤣 before I put my two inches…er, two “cents” in on this topic!
These long Canadian winters certainly make short work of the shaft….(and I don’t mean my hockey stick!🏒)
So on a chilly morning where I do I go?
Into a chillier hockey rink of course!
Well, hearing about the generous endowment of one of your partner’s former partners usually cuts one to the quick pretty quick!
Let’s see…”being asked, “can you push it in further?”
Um, no.
Getting pantsed on the dock to reveal there is no trunk in my trunks.
But I have come to grips with what I struggle to grip!
That’s what’s so much fun about these blogs.
It gives me a forum to celebrate my “three and a half-um!”
You continue being a delight, peg! Laughing all the way!
Im 1-3’ and hard about 5’😭😥😢😲😬you/Ms Erika/Ms Alyssa/Ms Olivia have seen how small I am
In being put in panties/bra as well dresses. Even cabi noticed and said it’s not a big deal and told me I look soo cute adorable and better as a girl wearing panties/bra/dresses/wigs/makeup/lipstick instead of seeing her as a guy in my boy clothes. With her and all of you doing this to me I’m not boyfriend material anymore as I’ve been dressed turned and kept as all of your sissy girl forever.
That’s right!
You ARE ours!
It’s frustrating because I gained some winter weight and my penis shrunk. I don’t like to think of it as overly small (4-inches hard) but now it’s poking out of my pants in the cold and I noticed women in the supermarket looking at it and then looking me in the eye and grinning. I don’t know what to do about it other than try to embrace it? Is 4-inches big enough to sone women?
I have so many naughty thoughts running through my mind Mistress Daphne, Santa is liable to leave a lump of coal in my stocking…
Can’t go nude sun sunbathing
when it’s cold outside
so no body will see how small it is 😭
It’s even worse with a steel chastity cage on and cool wear in Florida for me meaning no dick to suck
Beach action sucks but lucky you on your vacation get.away all you can eat Dick Buffet
Well Mistress Daphne just finding something else to do with my hands and happened to surf upon a couple articles that really cut me to the quick!
Several surveys report the size of penis women find the most enjoyable.
I was brave enough to continue!🤣
6.3 inches long and 4.8 inches in circumference..
Darn it. (I confess that I’ve never passed the TP tool test…but you pretty much knew that!)
Continuing on to the Cosmopolitan mag story, their respondents have outdone themselves!
Their ideal size is between 7.25 to 8.25 inches in length and 6.25 to 6.5 in circumference!
Guess fettered and in frills is the right place for me!🤣
Yeah, you don’t qualify on all accounts. Any accounts. You are decidedly in the red.
Poor dear. snicker
TP “roll” test! Lol! But I guess the auto correct is pretty funny!