In my previous post Sexy Valentine’s Days Ideas, a reader who goes by D, gave me the most hilarious comments, so I have to share some of them with you.
Valentine Hearts
You remember those candy hearts we had in school? The ones in the little cardboard boxes with messages on them?
Well, dear D has transformed the Valentine Hearts into a deliciously kinky array of treats.
D’s Cum Eaters Version:
- EAT UR CUM
- LICK UP UR CUM
- MY CUM SLUT
- NE1469?
Then just regular old kinky ones:
- I PEG U
- URA SISSY
- BEG 4 IT
- UR MY PET
- HI HO!
- BALLS R FUN
- SPLOSH URSELF
- CFNM 2NITE*
- B MY BITCH
- STROKE 4 ME
Ones for me specifically!
- MS. KINKS 4U
- I’M A SLUT 4U
Now it’s MY turn!
- CUM4ME
- BEG BTCH
- BND OVR
- SUK ME
- SUK IT
- FUK U
- I FUK U
- I RULE
- NEEL
- SPRD M
- SMLL DIK
- TNY DIK
- DIKLT
- CLTTY
- SISY GRL
- SISY SLT
- TGIRL
- DO IT 4 ME
- UR MINE
- IOWNU
- LEASH
- COL R
- I SPNK U
- SPNKNG
- OBEY ME
- RUIN IT
- SQURT
I could probably go on and on, but I would love to see if you all have any others. I didn’t think I could play this game well, but didn’t do too bad, I don’t think.
MS DAF KNEE you did great and I officially spent 2 much time thinking of new 1’S and yet I didn’t even cum close to covering all categories. HO HUM.
I have heard people pronounce UR as both ‘yer’ and ‘you are’.
BTW, What does LDW stand 4?
Ladies/Doms/Women? … Lovely/Dominant/Women?… Leisuretime/Dom/Women… Lascivious/Desires/Welcome ….Lovable/Dom/Wantons?…Legs/Dames/WarriorWomen or maybe the W is for………Whipoorwills, Woodchats or Woodcocks because all of you Mistress’ are a bunch of sexy songbirds and well, you know, you do chat up our ‘wood’ and cocks. I’ll let you figure out whip-poor-wills! ; )
Oh how I digress. Let’s get on with it.
I’ll start with a nod to Ms. Ally who made this all possible when U get right down 2 it.
MS AL E’S EMP
LDW MS 4U
XPLOR FANA C’S
SLTS WELCUM
CUM 1 CUM ALL
THEN, a question to one of YOURS!
UOWN ME?
…and the answer to most of yours… OK
Then back to cum eater’s version, naturally!
CUM DMP
U8 UR CUM
CRMPIE
YUM CUM
CUM 2NITE
JZZ WHRE
U GET 2CUM
SQURT FLURT
… and a few more other’s
B MY SLVE
MY PET
TME2 PLAY
COCK CNTRL
JAC OFF
MASTRB8
TIE U UP
I T’S U
COCK T’S
PAN T’S
T’S DNILE
IDOMIN8 U
EFEMIN8
FUKOFF
CUKOFF
FUKIT BTCH
UR MY BTCH
2MS 4 U
COERC U
U SERV ME
VIB8 ER
CAM SLT
NAW D BOY
MY EZ SLT
BEG 4 LEG
KINK LNX
LEWD NUDE
OK, I’m done…
What a fun post, Miss Daphne! I definitely remember the candy hearts on Valentine’s Day and how fun it was to eat them and read them when I was younger. I hope you had a sexy VDay, by the way! It stormed horribly in Las Vegas and I wasn’t about to ruin my hair or an outfit, so I made my own fun indoors (hint, hint). But I sure enjoyed chuckling over this blog of yours. Good memories!
Ms. Amber! I am so happy I was able to give you some humorous memories. 🙂 Thank you so much for writing!
You did GREAT, D!! Thank you so much for the inspiration and the continuation of the thread. YES!
This was hilarious! I’m not surprised D went in on this one. I have to admit this is not my forte. Valentine’s Day was nice here in the city. I prefer to go out early and beat the crowds. There is nothing better to me than getting expensive jewelry over a gourmet meal! Okay, that is a lie. Maybe next year I will get that trip to Malta 🙂