I know a lot of people who have to really hide their Sex Toys so no one finds out they have them. I thought I would share some of the Sex Toys I know about that hardly look like toys at all! Perhaps you can keep a couple around the house after all.
Glass Sex Toys
I’ve written about Glass Sex Toys before and how wonderful they are in temperature play. Some look very much like dildos or anal plugs:
But others do not look quite like the dildo you would expect:
You could put these fruits and veggies in a basket in the middle of the dining room table and no one would be the wiser!
Here is a lovely mermaid:
This green dildo looks like a piece of glass art:
And what about this fern-looking tongue? This would be lovely on the coffee table. A hot topic of conversation, for sure:
And one more Glass Sex Toy:
How gorgeous is this one?
Bullets
Bullets are tiny Sex Toys, most under 3-inches, all vibrating. Folks can use them on their clits or under their testicles if they have those. Also, putting a bullet on the underside of the head of a cock is glorious.
These are typical bullets, but are still really small and easy to hide:
Don’t let their small size fool you, these little buzzers can get you off nice and sweetly.
Here’s one the size of a quarter:
And one girls can disguise in their make-up kits, the exact size of a lipstick:
Many bullets are waterproof, like this small bath toy looking one:
And this one that no one would ever figure out, also waterproof:
Spicy hot!
Favorites?
Which are your favorites? I know I want them all!
I like the bullets!!! For as small as they are they pack a punch!! I also like the hitachi magic wand and flesh jack along with lots of lube!
Yes! Bullets are awesome, petey!
Ohhhhhh my Ms.Daphne…I am loving glass now more than ever, LOL! 🙂 They all look so damn good! And I absolutely agree…you could certainly put those fruits and veggies in a nice basket or bowl on that dining room table and nobody would be the wiser! OMG and I just love that mermaid and that fern looking tongue…I would display them anywhere in my house for sure. It’s kinda fun if you can create a little bit of wondering for those occasional guests though…don’t you think, Ms.Daphne?!?
Isn’t that mermaid so PRETTY?!? The fern tongue kinda wigs me out, but I will take that corn cob any day.
Next time we are together, Ms. Mandy, we should require all the Mistresses to bring a new glass toy for us to try out. What do you think?
giant hugs and wet kisses
The glass toys look really cool! I wonder what I would say they are if someone saw them on my coffee table.Tell them they are just decoration? Hmm…still thinking about that one.The mermaid looks like she would feel the best though.Slather her with warm oil and go to work!
Ms. Lena,
They ARE so pretty, aren’t they? I love that you like the mermaid, too! I think all of us Mistresses should have one. We could be the Mermaid Mistresses. wheee
I am here to chime in on the wonders of glass sex toys. Glass is very hard and very unforgiving (unlike that bendy silicone dildo!) but it does warm up to body temperature quite nicely and it is a dream to clean! Not to mention nubbies (like on that cucumber you pictured) are so deeeeelllishhh! 🙂
Ms. Piper…
Nubbies on the Cucumber, for sure!
And yes, they are so wondrously non-porous and easy to clean, going quickly from anal to vaginal (with great cleaning first!)… and you are right, glass heats up so nicely… even making up for the malleability that’s missing from the silicone dildos.
I am glad you know it, too!
The Mermaid is cool and could go on a coffee table .Make sure it is a strong coffee table in case somebody wants to sit on the mermaid
What an amazing article. I have a slim bullet and used it dressed in red lingerie & a red hair wig . Amazing i cooked dinner for him sat across from him & gave him a glass of wine & let him take my sissy virginity.
That’s sexy as FUCK!
Thankx it was a real turn on .I did that after wanting action & got frustrated with men & not having other available T Girls in my area or a strap on Lady friend to take me
I have a glass one that is a bit large. I have been busy getting in shape by doing a lot of manual labor.
Yes suction cup was my last useage before i entered into celabracy with my self my toys & outside world
Love the glass toys… They have to be my favorite toys specially when i put them in the freezer
I love glass toys, too!! And yes, freezing cold?! Brrrrr
I had a glass dildo kept in the frezzer & then i broke it ?
I remember!