Make sure to read Mistress Andi’s fantastic piece 3 Easy Toys for Masturbation May Fun. It’s yummy! And you can always bring toys into the shower, too!
If you are like me, you really enjoy masturbation in the shower. And what with it being a masturbation holiday month, I say: Let’s cum!
Masturbation May…
…deserves to be celebrated every day this month!
Masturbation in the Shower
We all take a shower every day (or should!) and I know many of us masturbate in the shower anyway, why not make it a daily ritual for Masturbation May?
Tell you what, I will do it if you will. (How’s that for convincing you?)
Turn on the shower with one hand and grab your genitals with the other. Turn one knob on and turn on your dick with the other hand at the same time. Get revved up! Think as you are getting the water warm enough… think about what you are going to do under the flowing water. Are you going to be using any suction cup toys? Your fingers in your bum? Is this a quick shower before anyone can find out what naughtiness you are doing in there? Or are you going to have a leisurely masturbation session in the shower?
Get Into the Shower
When you are in there, might as well lather up and get clean first. This way you can feel yourself up and awaken your skin (and yourself, too!) for the pleasure to come.
After you’ve cleaned the major parts of your body, it’s time to focus on what is between your legs. And those two nubs on your chest, too. Never neglect your nipples.
Tweak your nipples, wake them up, too. Make them stand up and take notice. Pinch them a little bit. Doesn’t a little pain in the morning perk you right up?
But the real show is where… your groin.
Take those balls and roll them around in your hand gently. Feel their weight… are they wanting to cum soon? Could you edge in the shower and orgasm later? Does fondling your balls turn you on even more? GOOD!
Masturbation in the Shower
So many ways to get off in the shower. You can put your suction cup dildo on the wall and back up onto it while you jerk off at the same time. You can insert an anal toy and do the same thing. Barring toys, that is what fingers are for and the shower is the perfect place to have bum play. Clean up is quick and easy.
What if all you want to do is jerk off? Well, then, have at it!
When you’re in that space, you can close your eyes and concentrate on what your cock feels like. Experiment with different hand positions. Enjoy yourself. Fast or slow, be in the moment.
Put On the Pressure
And then it’s time to orgasm. You have felt it building and you’re about to erupt.
Jerk your cock good. Bring every good sensation into your cock you can. Squeeze, Press. Repeat.
Then let go!
Have a Great Masturbation May!
Head out into your day knowing you have had a great start. Drink your coffee, eat hearty and begin your day.
Happy Masturbation May!
Next Blog Post in our Masturbation May Blog Train is Ms. Phoenix’s amazingly delicious post about masturbating in a tub called Lesson in MasturBATHING… a wondrous follow-up to my post. Enjoy!
Now that I have suction cup dildo/lube it’s time to do this. Though I think being dressed up as a girl would set tone. As I’ve tried getting off in shower but it’s easier to do this dressed up lying in bed with vibe/lube. Standing up my legs are to tired. If I had roommate(s) then yes. Since I’m alone it’s not necessary. With masturbation May I’d need to ask for yours/Ms Erika’s permission to do this on none calls as I’m on orgasm control program wouldn’t I?
We can absolutely discuss more orgasm control for you.
Not everyone can or wants to masturbate in the shower. Whatever works for you is the best way!
i am embarrassed to admit that i use a fleshlight in the shower with the suction cup mounting attachment. You would probably laugh if You saw me using it! *hump hump hump hump* lmao
I dunno, jizzalene… I might find that rather erotic. I like things that are not run of the mill and you are certainly NOT run of the mill!
Unless you WANT me to laugh, of course.
😉
i luv hearing a phone Mistress laugh… i like to believe that You are all entertained by the humiliating things i do 🙂
Isn’t it funny, that i resort to humping fake pussy? Because i can’t get it for realz… i have to pretend with my fleshlight. 😛
Well, yes, jizzalene… when you say it like THAT!
laughing hard
Big thank you to Ms Becky
Love Ms. Becky!!!
Ms Daphne! What a fun and sexy post, just LIKE YOU!!!
What naughty shower time fun! Thanks for this!
See you around the Empire, sexy!
I am so glad you enjoyed this!
And you, too… are WET fun, Ms. Erika. WOO HOO!
giant hugs
Ms Daphne: Hygiene has always been a must but even more so these days. The shower is an ideal location to be”come” one with yourself…or twice if you don’t mind a larger water bill!
A morning shower and a required second later in the day (post workout or perhaps yard work) allows me to come to grips with life’s stressors. Ironically what I am gripping in the shower is one of these stressors!
Nonetheless I make do with my limited resources.
A pregame shave is a prerequisite (and I must take issue with the statement that shaving “makes it appear larger”)
Perhaps it’s my vantage point…who are we kiddin’ here?
But back to the task at hand…completed before my fingers become pruny…alas!
Refreshed, smooth and squeaky clean, stepping out of the shower and stepping into a pair freshly laundered silky panties.
April showers? Hardly! Thankfully Masturbation May has 31 days! Come on in the water’s fine!
Mmmm, davey… yes! The shower IS yummy! Indeed.
Shaving does not make your dicklet look bigger? There is something terribly sad about that. laughing
You really are an amazing writer. You should write a post for me.
Ms Daphne: Thank you for such kind compliments…the seed is planted by these naughty topics you and the other wonderful LDW Mistresses create in your blogs. How can one not be motivated to respond with a hopefully entertaining reply?
And by all means don’t stop laughing…my day just got brighter!?
Thank you Ms Daphne
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
wink
Now let’s not get hysterical here Ms. Daphne….oh, right…continue ☺️!?
But hysterical is so much fun!!