My 50th Birthday!
Yes, it is true, I will be FIFTY on Friday, March 29. Crazy, isn’t it? If I wasn’t a MILF before, I sure am now!
And what amazing experiences I have had, too!
- Lived with 8 gay men who taught me the ins & outs (literally!) of anal sex and cocksucking
- Wandered the bathhouses and glory holes with my gay friends
- Gone to glory holes on my own
- Had several orgies
- Gone to sex parties for over a couple of decades
- Gone to masturbation parties for over a couple of decades
- Owned several submissives
- Done over 500 medical procedures with hoses
- Been Bukkake’d several times
- Gone to BDSM Dungeons hundreds of times
- Been tied up by Mistress Lilly
- Ridden a Sybian (once… was it enough? FUCK, NO!)
- Fucked a WHOLE lotta guys and gals
- Had wayyyyy too much anonymous sex
- Dressed a stable of sissies and played with them after
- Had sex with LOTS of women
- Had sex with LOTS of men
- Played with transfolks of all genders
I have also:
- Been in love more than once
- Had amazing friends
- Have loved every job I ever had
- Brought right about 1000 babies into the world
- Explored religions like an anthropologist
- Loved my amazing family
- Been to 5 Disney parks thousands of times
And I have so so much more to look forward to.
Thank you for being a part of my life, every one of you.