My Quarantined Lovers

Many of you know I have not had real life sex since Halloween night 2019. This year has been the longest I have gone without sex since I started having sex at 17-years old. Actually four TIMES longer than my longest time away from sex with another person. Dry Spell...
Logistics of Clean Sex

Logistics of Clean Sex

I talk to a lot of folks who learn about sex by watching porn. Porn is not real. Let me share a little bit about real life sex and how to have what I call, “Clean Sex.” What is Clean Sex? Sex in the best situations is sweaty and sticky and messy. There are...
A Fiery 4th of July!

A Fiery 4th of July!

When I was younger, a huge group of us always went to Daytona Beach for the 4th of July. One bunch would go to the Daytona 500, but the rest of us would go to the beach and, quite literally, fry in the sun, using Crisco as “tanning” oil. 4th of July...
Hurricane Irma Update

Hurricane Irma Update

Clearly, I made it out of the hurricane. Yay! I’ll still be in the Central Florida area until Miami gets evaluated, but so far so good. Let’s have some SEX! (I need some sex, boys &...