I CAN TALK!

I CAN TALK!

Well, I sound like Lauren Bacall if she smoked 3 cartons a day for 40 years, but I do have a voice! (Ms. Delia told me I did not sound that bad at all, so that was encouraging.) The specialist yesterday told me to take it easy, but to go right ahead and work. YAY!!! I...
It’s My 50th Birthday Weekend!

It’s My 50th Birthday Weekend!

My 50th Birthday! Yes, it is true, I will be FIFTY on Friday, March 29. Crazy, isn’t it? If I wasn’t a MILF before, I sure am now! And what amazing experiences I have had, too! I have: Lived with 8 gay men who taught me the ins & outs (literally!) of...
Hiring a Pool Boy

Hiring a Pool Boy

I need a qualified pool boy to clean my pool in the backyard. “Qualified” being the operative word. What Makes a Qualified Pool Boy? The ad I put in the newspaper says: Needed: Pool Boy ∙ 18-30 years old ∙ Will follow my instructions ∙ Will wear uniform I...
Mistress Daphne is Your MILF!

Mistress Daphne is Your MILF!

I know… 47 doesn’t really seem like a MILF age… not to me most especially. However, sit me down in front of a 20-year old and you can quickly see the differences in our ages. Get us naked and you can certainly see some of those variations in ages....