It’s been a long year, hasn’t it? Well, even before 2024, a group of NetFriends and I knew we would all need a break after the election, so planned a long weekend Sex Retreat for the Veteran’s Day weekend. This has been a year in the making.

We rented an enormous cabin in Middle of Nowhere, Colorado, and began convening late Friday night, November 8th. But even as the relaxing began immediately, the “formal” sessions wouldn’t begin until 7am on Saturday morning. Yes, a Saturday morning. 

Retreat? Or Weekend SEX Retreat?

While we initially met on an Inner Work and Meditation online group, several of us broke off into our own group as we learned we were way into sex and wanted to learn more about the different types of Tantra. We explored spiritual connections through sexual enlightenment and sexual yoga. We all really wanted to experience Tantric Massage and three types of Tantra with each other: Kriya, which is a more physical type of Tantra. Carya, balances the inner spirituality and the outer actions and Yoga, which is the most inner spiritual aspect of Tantria (and the most desired!) Tantric (Sex) Yoga.

We sat around on Friday night as people wandered in from the airport, then the loooong drive to the beautiful cabin in the woods. (The better to EAT you out in Nature, right?) There was plenty of wine and puffy stuff, neither of which I partook; I wanted to experience the experiences, not dull them. And I am allergic to marijuana, after all. (Could there BE any more depressing allergy than marijuana?!)

It was amazing feeling the friendly energy. People kissing, holding hands, smiling… so much smiling! Because we were in that group together, we of course shared genital pics. It was many months before that subject was discussed and those who wanted them, got them. Those that did not, did not. Consensuality at its finest. Because of the pics, I knew exactly whose dick I was going to pursue. And the pussies… yes, plural… I was going to pleasure. We’d made a pact not to have sex or orgasms until we formally met on Saturday morning, yet several people did pair up, and group up, to sleep that night.

What About the Sex?!
Get to the Weekend Sex Retreat Part, Already!

Okay, okay, I hear you.

• I wanted to fuck 2 virgin guys with my purple dildo and my lavender doeskin harness with the perfectly placed silicone nub that allows me to cum while I fuck away. Note: They are not virgins anymore. 
• I was given a tantric massage that gave me orgasm after orgasm as several men and women touched, rubbed, and fondled my nether bits.
• I reciprocated the tantric massage with others, both male and female. (Cocks are so much fun to use to confuse men during meditation!)
• There were no teeny dick guys at this retreat, so I didn’t get to do my usual SPH.
• There were several guys with dicks that met my minimum suckability standards. What are they, oh, people in the know? That’s right 8.5 inches or bigger. Delicious that these woo woo men came with their best equipment.
• I did suck 3 cocks that met my requirements. They were yummy and everyone was baffled that a lesbian could be such an awesome cocksucker. (Thank you, gay roomates of decades ago who taught me the rudiments of being a fantastic gay cock sucker.)
• And yes, I swallowed. 
• The women… oh, the women. We would have our yoga and meditation in the wee hours before dawn and then appear at breakfast a couple of hours later, sweaty and our mouths covered in pussy juice. Yoga never tasted so good.
• We ended with a giant tantric orgy.

Saying Goodbye Was Tough!

People filtered out during the day on Monday, but there were still several of us at dusk, heading to the airport late or first thing in the morning. Our weekend sex retreat was cumming to a close. Instead of sadness and pre-longing desires, we remained cheerful, knowing we would all see each other online in a few hours and we would, of course, continue our sexual experiences, including periodic orgies, until we met again.

Next year.

What would you have wanted to do if you were there that weekend? Tell me in the comments!

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