I am on a decluttering jag. It’s way fun and lots of hard work, but my spaces are looking so much better, losing room-heavy items.

I have all kinds of specialists going through my home… moving things in and out, specialty cleaning, and shifting items around to find the right place for them all.

I Want My Vibrator OUT!

I am very particular about my sex toys. I have them meticulously placed in a medium-sized suitcase, settled in so they cannot move when the suitcase is lifted or tossed around. 

But I want my vibrator to stay out. I do not even want to put it in a side table because I have decluttered the side table already. Some people might think I am crazily attached to my vibe and I would 100% agree. I want it accessible at all times. Men have their hands readily available, don’t they? Sure, I can use my hands, too, but the vibe? She’s my sister-friend.

Pondering for a few days, I searched random long boxes… something to hide it in that left it out without people knowing what it is.

What I Found

This is going to make you laugh, but I found a baguette bread basket that would hold the vibe. Now, it isn’t just the basket, it comes with an elastic cloth to cover the basket when the bread is put in it.

Well, look at how I took this item and created a hidden place for my vibe that I can leave out on the bookshelf next to me.

How Cool Is That?!

So now I am cool, calm, and collected knowing my vibrator is completely accessible and sitting right next to me yet hidden from prying eyes.

Maybe this will spark an idea for you about how to hide private toys and items.

And yes, I am neurotic about this sex toy. I admit it. Don’t judge me.

Too much.