I know that most articles about premature ejaculation (god, don’t you hate that term?) are going to offer ideas and ways to stop orgasming so quickly.
This post, however, is going to teach you how to capitalize on your dilemma.
Humor When You Cum Too Fast
Well, whose humor? Yours or someone else’s?
I vote for either one. Or both!
Laughing at the Issue
Have you ever had someone laugh at you when you have cum so fast you couldn’t get the job done? Have you disappointed a person… more than one person… because you came so fucking fast?
What does that make you feel like? Sad? Pitiful? Despondent?
What if you were able to take the situation and turn it into a sexy humiliation experience? Wouldn’t that be more fun?
I mean, you could cum and cum and cum, right?
Your little dicklette would dribble (because that is typically what you PE guys do), but you would be able to get it up quickly again and start all over, correct?
Don’t Take Cumming Fast So Seriously
I find if you can chuckle about your situation it makes things a lot easier.
Be honest with your partner. If you have tried a hundred “remedies” and nothing works (or works well), tell the truth. Do what you can and then move on. Just have fun! That’s the most important part.
Be a Lesbian
I’m a lesbian and we girls have often said, “Men have everything we do, plus one, and all they focus on is that plus one.”
According to a slew of statistics, lesbians orgasm an average of 86% of the time they have sex whereas heterosexual women cum a measly 65% of the time.
Use your fingers instead of your dick. You can find and stimulate her G-Spot so much easier that way.
Use your tongue to pleasure her clitoris… ALL of it! Not just the nub on the outside you can see.
Your partner will love you all the more for your new skills and your cock will become secondary. That might not thrill you, but it sure will make your partner giddy.
Feel Your Way
If you’re still having a hard time (so to speak), keep exploring ways to pleasure yourself and your partner. Know that there are many ways to tackle the situation of cumming too fast… cumming so fast.
Most of all, have fun!
I don’t know why I leave our call time open. I never make it to 10 minutes anyway. We had a great laugh when I tried to hold it a couple of calls ago, and failed miserably. Always fun with you, Miss Daphne!
You are so hilarious when I hear you left it open… I try not to snortylaugh when we talk because I know you are an under 5-er… 10 minutes?! YOU WISH!
giant and wonderful hugs
I’ve had this problem as both you/ms Erika know this as I’ve confessed and yes you’ve dressed turned and now keep me as your lipstick lesbian sissy girlfriend forever with lipstick kisses on my cheeks. Being a your lesbian girlfriend is what’s best and needed for me.
So sweet of you to confess this in public, carli. You sure are fun!
Took the lesbian path. Years ago. Not just for quick cummies. But for another tiny reason also. And it has worked beautifully. And it was a major catalyst in my own feminine advancement. It’s not for everyone. And it has the potential to require a lot of cleanup duty. But I would never turn back.
I’d say it works very well for you!
Giant hugs!
Oh the irony of it all Mistress Daphne…look how long I lasted before commenting on your latest post.
Four days? Well I’d be more than happy with four minutes!
(A lot of things with the number four I’d be happy with…well, one thing anyhow)
Of course the humiliation of size, (or, lack thereof) and speed go hand in hand.
Well, “something in hand” to be frank.
(Not that I know, but I presume there must be some Franks out there that can relate.)
Naturally we want Mistress to be amused, or perhaps get a giggle.
Think my situation is a result of growing up in a large family where bathroom time was precious and speed was of the essence!
It was the knock on the door was premature!
I guess I just followed that cue!
Blame it on anything but your pitiful dicklette, peg. Go right ahead.
We Mistresses know the truth!
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After becoming a tiny limp dicklet sissy cumming takes on a totally new perspective.An erection is no longer a factor in cumming for me. As for giving someone else oral pleasure I just keep going no matter what like a nympho Energy Bunny Rabbit. How about multiple orgasms? As for myself being a limp dicklet sissy cumming can cum because of extreme sexual excitement or arousal. For example is was asleep at the beach one day and a nicely hung man with a extremely beautiful cock walked by looked up and lost it jizz! I can be reading a sexually arousing comment and jizz but this doesn’t mean game over I don’t loose interest because multiple orgasms are thrilling
A whole new way to have PE!