Holy cow! I am so excited about being LDW’s Mistress of the Month for October 2021! Or is that COCKtober 2021? Maybe LOCKtober 2021? With both of those, I feel like I won the Lottery!

What is fabulously great about being Mistress of the Month is I get to create my own specials. Here they are 3 just for you!


For any NEW caller (or caller I have not talked to in over a year): 5 FREE minutes to any paid call of 10 minutes or more.


Buy 30 minutes, get 5 minutes FREE!


Buy 60 minutes and get 10 minutes FREE!

What kind of naughtiness can we get into with all those FREE minutes?! Let’s find out, shall we?

I can hear my phone ringing now!