(Be sure to read Ms. Brighton’s story here! Follow the Train!)
What with all the scary activities going on during the LDW Museum’s Halloween naughtiness, I, the chicken-shit of the Mistresses, wanted to bring a little levity to all the gruesomeness. If you want to get psyched up and make your blood turn cold before reading this, I suggest you go to The First Post in the Train and follow the links until you are back here again.
How about a Kinky Pumpkin Carving Contest?
When I put notices out in all the papers where people find dicks to suck, going to the Adult Arcades to put up posters while showing some sexy leg and cleavage to any man, woman, T-Girl and sissy I saw in the travels, I invited them to “cum” and share in our fun carving contest.
Arriving as Monsters & Dominatrixes
(I have to confide that just putting these on my post is scaring the bejeezus out of me!)
I invited people to “Cum As You Are”… before their regular Halloween activities such as Sex Parties or Orgies or whatever else they are going to do after the Pumpkin Carving.
I could hardly look at the ghouls, so instead paid attention to these sexy Vixens!
Time to Carve the Jerk-Off-Lanterns
When the amazingly costumed participants arrived, I first asked them to pick out their own pumpkins.
Once they had their pumpkins, I shared the carving tools… surgical tools were the most requested. They are great for all the intricacies of small (and sexy!) carvings.
I had to laugh, however, when one ambitious ghoul made a Glory Hole out of his pumpkin and proceeded to fucking it much to everyone’s amusement.
Kinky Pumpkin Results
There were so many amazing pumpkins carved to look naughty, I had to lay every single one out onto the Museum’s lawn for all to see as they entered the scary, but delicious thrills that awaited them inside.
The Cutest Wiseacre
This was one of the cutest ways to display his Kinky Pumpkin skills.
What will your pumpkin look like this year?
Ms. Andi has the story after this one! Follow along!
Hahahahahaha oh Daphne, don’t worry. Leave the spoopy to us, I personally enjoy scaring the bejeezus out of the guys, so I will be happy to do just that, in the meantime, I like to look at this as us sending you out to trick, treat, and trap, the unsuspecting jerk off lantern carvers! And then… AND THEN! Soon as they turn the corner, they will discover things aren’t always what they seem. Muahahahahaha!
Ooh, now THAT sounds like a plan, Ms. Brighton!
Round ’em up and lead them to their wits’ demise.
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Yes! i am a pathetic pumpkin fucker… i love humping pumpkins on cam and having a phone Mistress cheer me on…!
jizzalene, that is so yummy I can hardly stand it!
I would LOVE to watch you!
I fucked a pumpkin on cam, twice, once for Miss Brighton Halloween last year ‘ O ‘ and once for Miss Constance ‘ O ‘ Halloween two years ago, much to their amusement.
I fucked it.
Fuck it once you’re quite the dunce – Fuck it twice OH! quite nice – Fuck it thrice you’ve got a new vice!
Too bad they’re seasonal.
HAHA! That was great!
All of the carved pumpkins on the lawn should have provided fair warning to all those who passed by on their way into the Museum! But was that fair warning heeded?
I do not think people would have heeded it. You know how horny people are! Logic takes a back seat.
HA!