Yesterday’s subject with Marica, my sissy-in-training, was Sissy Feminine Hygiene, sissy cycles and such. As I’m working on the blog post, I couldn’t help but start with a separate one that had the two of us cracking up.

Marica was freaking out about seeing sanitary pads and tampons, much less touching them. I thought a way to desensitize her to the whole idea was to make her laugh. It worked! We laughed a lot after our supermarket trip (in the Week 5 post coming later) and after a short break, she was able to play with them easily. Of course, it got more serious talking about why sissies use feminine hygiene products, but for now, laugh with us again!

Life Hacks for Tampons and Pads

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Aloe Gel on a Sanitary Pad to soothe your tired eyes. (Close your eyes before placing the pad!)

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Tampons for a bloody nose.

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Sanitary Pads Inside your heels so you do not slip. Also soaks up moisture!

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Sanitary Pads cleverly disguised as Nike slippers.

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Sanitary Pads as face masks against Coronavirus.

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Tampons as Curlers

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Tampons for a Halloween ghost sure to scare the masses.

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When your manicure is perfect and you still need to get your toenail polish off. Tampons to the rescue!

One I Did Not Find

When I was in jail (yeah, I really was), many of the women used tampon strings to tie the ends of their braids so they didn’t unwind. I looked all over the Internet for pics, but found ZERO. I was baffled, until I thought: Hmmm, probably not a lot of selfies being taken in jail. I laughed at how silly I was, but you get the picture, right?

Hope you had as much fun as I have had! If you find others, let me know and I will add them in!