One of my favorite party games is to measure cocks and see who has a Big Dick and who has a Little Dick.
Which Are You? Big Dick? Little Dick?
The first thing, of course, is to get participants. Now, every guy who thinks his big dick is awesome is going to volunteer, so I have to guess who has the little dick… the man hanging in the back, hands over his groin, trying to blend in with the curtains… maybe even hiding behind them!
I tromp my pretty ass over to those men back there and grab their hands and pull them to the front of the room with the brave big dick men… and tell them to strip. It is hilarious as fuck to watch as they turn sheet white first and then flush crimson with shame knowing I am going to see their little dick, right out in the open as everyone else sees it at the same time.
Who Measures UP?
Then when all the victims… er, participants… are lined up in front of the other 40 people at the party, I ask my sissy assistant for a tape measure, please. A soft one, not one of those metal construction ones. Ouchie! And I wiggle my tits and tickle some balls as I bellow to the guys: “PLEASE, GET IT UP!”
Then the measuring begins!
How do YOU measure up?
Big dick? Or little dick?
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You certainly know which i am, Mistress Daphne.
I do, indeed, Little Dick Joe.
I’m in the 2-5’range 🙁 :0 especially with you soon to be one of my feminization mistresses in my ongoing permanent feminization dressing/lipstick kissing my cheeks and keeping me as your submissive soft weak helpless and feminine cream puff girl. This is only way I can get hard and off.
Paulina—the two of us together are almost 6 inches.
That made me spit my Diet Coke out laughing, Joe.
I’m sorry… 2 to 5 inch range? Do you realize what an ENORMOUS range that is? Do you mean 2 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect? If so, that is still incredibly pitiful. Nothing like trying to reach in and find your junk when you have to use the facilities.
laughing and shaking my head
2 to 5 inches. Puhlease.
I assumed Paulina meant 2.5 inches. I was feeling “superior” with my 3.5 inches! If Paulina is 5 inches erect, then I kneel before Paulina as well.
Mine is small
What are we supposed to DO with that information?
Little dick of course! I deserve to be humiliated by you, Mistress Daphne.
And oooooo, do I love it, too!
It always amazes me when I ask a man how big his dick is. ‘Average’ is a word that comes up alot, but when someone actually has to measure, oh, that’s when you find out how different the word ‘average’ is for folks! I love the idea of just measuring already! No hemming or hawing, just proof!
You are so right!!! Average… what? Compared to a porn star? Compared to a pickle?
Measuring IS the best method!
Mistress Daphne, I am 1.5 inches soft and 3 inches erect. i would find it humiliating to be measured with real men. Some guys can be big as in 8 inches. i guess losers like me will be kneeling for life.
You are correct. Kneeling for life. Absolutely.
As big as 8 inches? Are you fucking kidding me?!
The biggest dick I have seen in my real life, held in my hands and fucked, was 13 inches. I measured. Several times.
8 inches? Puhlease.
Ohhh Ms. Daphne…this post is hilarious! And I just love that 4 little dicked men did come out from behind that “curtain” and share the reality of their tiny junk with you, aahh well us really lol…ALL of us!! But it really does make sense as the only way to go. We just need the facts and the ONLY way to get them is to measure that dick!! 🙂
Exactly, Ms. Mandy!
I keep a tape measure in my purse… a COACH tape measure… I think it cost about $60 but was SO worth it to always have a sexy tape measure handy!
We Mistresses should always have a measuring device handy. Even if it is only knowing the measurement between our thumb and forefinger.
Guys, get ready!
Yes, it is fun to drag those embarrassed micro-penises to the front, but you know what I find even more fun? Finding one of those guys at the front who thinks he has a big, throbbing cock that can please me, then revealing the tiny little pencil dick he has! So much more humiliating and deflating! Ego can be such a problem….
You are SO right, Ms. Delia! Those guys who think they are all-that and they have little puny dicks compared to the ones we SIZE-QUEENS love to fuck… gimme one at least 8 inches, please! Your little 6-incher?
It is totally true that big guys have no problem with games and jokes. They laugh along and seem totally amused. Small guys – not so much. Girls know. The quiet guys in the back or just the quiet guys. Girls know pretty quick. They seem able to tell sight unseen.
Girls DO know! You are right.
And guys’ reputations precede them, too. Did you know that, small dick wonders? That GIRLS TALK and if we are wanting to date someone we often try and find a way to see how big his dick is. Did you know that?
YOU CANNOT HIDE!
I remember girls doing that in college. They would talk about who had a big one and who did not. It was like they were making plans and taking notes. Totally intimidating.
I have a little dick. As you already know I embrace the fact and choose to turn it into a positive. Tease me, play with me, tell me I’m small, I am all for it. Just no humiliation for me. Just not my thing. Yes many if not most men are bigger than me. But, that’s ok. ?
Mistress Daphne: Being placed in that predicament as someone on the “petite’ end of the scale would certainly be a frightening (yet thrilling ) experience. I am not afraid of the dark, am okay with heights and clowns don’t bother me but the sight of a beautiful woman approaching me with a tape measure in her hand is terrifying! As i try to make my exit you intercept me with a knowing grin and lead me to the group of participants. As a first time attendee I have not anticipated this parlor game and realize that before my shortcomings are exposed, all the guests will see me in the cream silk cami, matching tap pants and lace top thigh highs i have worn underneath my clothes! The heat is off the other contestants and they are grateful the “little guy” has taken one for the team! After finishing last in the contest i am quite sure the hostess can come up with an appropriate way for me to express my gratitude for your hospitality!
I am loving that, little davey dick! What a delicious tale you spin.
And yes, I can definitely “cum” up with an expression of gratitude for you to offer.
Hmmm…by the sounds of it I may not be getting my silky tap pants back until the party wraps up!
How about dickless ? Sissy girls don’t have dicks. That’s why they’re girls. Our destiny is to look for cock and worship Superior Women ????
I love that, Brandi!
You are awesome.
Since you asked I have a little dick . For many many years this has never entered my mind or been a concern until after I had become a crossdresser and beyond.Now I am consumed with it almost constantly. As if this is steering the direction of my life
It can do that, that’s for sure!
I am so much on the fence about this lifestyle. The urges come and go . Sometimes strong in the female direction then sometimes strong in the male direction. Have gone to some trans support group meetings . Felt good about them then lost that sissy feeling during the hurricane . Hurricanes aren’t for sissies I told my self as I watched the palm trees bend over. But now my sissy urges are back