Okay, so I went to Disney World for my 50th Birthday weekend. Clearly, I am home early and that is because I have lost my voice. And in a worse way than usual, apparently.
I went to see Air Supply at Epcot on the 28th and screamed my head off… well, screamed my vocal cords damaged. I felt the damage and went to the Emergency Room and within 2 days I now have no voice whatsoever. I cannot even whisper! So much for having Alexa do my bidding; bitch won’t read my mind.
Side Note: MIstress Amber said I am LDW’s Ariel from the Little Mermaid! I LOVE THAT, being the Disneyphile I am. 🙂
So how does a Phone Sex Operator WORK with no voice!? EEK!
Well, I can text. And I text just as sexy as I speak. And almost as fast. I know it won’t be what most of you are looking for, but just want you to know that is an option.
I am waiting for a referral to a specialist to see what I can do to speed the healing process. The ER told me it can take 1-8 weeks to repair themselves. I cannot wait that long! I would go crazy not talking to you all! The really GOOD news is I am in no pain at all.
So, if you are into it, please bathe my vocal cords in healing light and/or prayers and good thoughts.
It sounds like you had a blast, Miss Daphne! (Well, no one loses their voice having a bad time!) I hope you took tons of pics. Now it’s time to drink lots of tea with honey, binge watch on the sofa and get back to us soon! Here’s to another great 50 years! Thinkin’ ’boutcha, girl!
I know, right?! Yelling was fun, but not sure it was worth the price. I had ZERO clue this could happen or I woulda just clapped and jumped up and down! (But, I might have broken a leg on the jump down! Hrrrmmm)
Thank you for the good wishes.
Love you all!
OMG, Ms. Daphne. I hope Air Supply appreciated all that screaming. As for Alexa, bitch needs to up her game! I echo Ms. Amber’s suggestion of tea with honey. I’d also squeeze a bit of lemon in. There’s also a tea called Throat Coat with Marshmallow and Licorice Root. It’s a bit intense, but it does work. You can get it at MalWart. 😉
I know, right?!?! I was one of the crazy old people there hollering like a FOOL!
I am doing out everything I can find to get my voice back. I MISS YOU GUYS!
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You are so clever I can hardly stand it!
I am silently laughing and LOUDLY clapping!
Piper, nice typo, MalWart : 0
…throat coat? do you mean cum? will that work?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are too cleverly funny, D. I tell you what.
I’m glad that hear that you had an amazing birthday. Sorry you lost your voice. Hoping it comes back soon. ❤️
Me, too, Stephanie!!!
Thank you for the good wishes. 🙂