My 50th Birthday!
Yes, it is true, I will be FIFTY on Friday, March 29. Crazy, isn’t it? If I wasn’t a MILF before, I sure am now!
And what amazing experiences I have had, too!
I have:
- Lived with 8 gay men who taught me the ins & outs (literally!) of anal sex and cocksucking
- Wandered the bathhouses and glory holes with my gay friends
- Gone to glory holes on my own
- Had several orgies
- Gone to sex parties for over a couple of decades
- Gone to masturbation parties for over a couple of decades
- Owned several submissives
- Done over 500 medical procedures with hoses
- Been Bukkake’d several times
- Gone to BDSM Dungeons hundreds of times
- Been tied up by Mistress Lilly
- Ridden a Sybian (once… was it enough? FUCK, NO!)
- Fucked a WHOLE lotta guys and gals
- Had wayyyyy too much anonymous sex
- Dressed a stable of sissies and played with them after
- Had sex with LOTS of women
- Had sex with LOTS of men
- Played with transfolks of all genders
I have also:
- Been in love more than once
- Had amazing friends
- Have loved every job I ever had
- Brought right about 1000 babies into the world
- Explored religions like an anthropologist
- Loved my amazing family
- Been to 5 Disney parks thousands of times
And I have so so much more to look forward to.
Thank you for being a part of my life, every one of you.
Happy birthday Ms Daphne!!! You look great at 50!!! Would love to have you dress me up as a girl and keep me this way the same as the other mistresses have done to me.
Well, you look damn good for 50, woman! And your sexual resume…..impressive! (But I never doubted it!) I love having you around here and hope you have a kickass birthday, my dear! I wish you a fabulous meal, a fabulous glass of wine and a fabulous orgasm….not necessarily in that order. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Mistress Daphne. i am thinking 50 days without release in Your honor. Perhaps You would like to add 50 of something else to celebrate Your fabulousness?
Aaaah…. so we’re both Aries. I should have known. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAPHNE! And may whatever, or whoever, you most desire pop out of your birthday cake cake! ; )
… and may your special day be filled with daisy chains amongst a bed velvety rose petals and your lucky number be 69 on your 50th and your favorite word be “YES! YES! YES!” and “NO! don’t stop!” and the most uttered phrase you hear is “I’ll have what she’s having” and you be kissed delicately til you tingle in that favorite place of yours until you fall into a blissful sleep.