Sick of the relatives? Sick of Auntie Faye and Cousin Brian? This Thanksgiving bullshit annoying the hell out of you?
Then fucking call me already!!!
Get yourself out into the cold garage (“Gotta see about that oil can, dear!”) and CALL! Let’s have some quick, hard sex… one where you cum so hard, it hits the garage door (and you laugh about it every time you see it!).
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We can have some FUN… even if it’s just for a short call. I know you’ve been walking around thinking about something kinky. Wearing those heels over in the corner? Having the turkey baster shoved up your ass? Cumming on your sister’s best friend’s face? Or is it just getting yourself alone for half a second to rub one out (you Sissy, you!).
Well I know I want to hear you cum… and so would the other girls here at LDW. So, quit faking having a good time and CALL US for a REALLY good time!
I plan on calling just have to get everything on Homefront taken care of as I lost wallet, had to cancel cards which I did then as always I found my wallet after I canceled cards and had to wait to get my credit cards back. Then I found out they were close to limit so I’m in process of checks clearing so I can paid them down to start calling. I’m overdue for call as MsCindy has more feminization planned for me along with another trip to Victoria’s Secret. With you I have 10 or so mistresses that own me with Ms Cindy as my head mistress. She said every time I get hard and cum I have to stay this way until I don’t get hard which will never happen ???she owns me as she along with you and the other mistresses have firmly dug your nails into me with no intention of ever letting me go.
Petey, No worries at all when or if you call! Family comes first; I understand that.
Whenever you call, we will have lots of fun!
Wishing you well!
This post had me laughing out loud. Daphne you really do have the best sense of humor. And honestly it’s only funny because it’s so true. The holidays can be so hectic. I guess it’s just nice to know that stress relief is just a phone call away. No prescription required. Keep that number handy, guys. Up next! Holiday shopping headaches. We’re here to soothe ya.
Sweet Alexis!!! I am glad I could make you laugh. And didn’t those guys just call us from the garage over the weekend? I stopped counting at 4!! *laughing*
I am SURE you got your fair share, too!
And yes!!! Calls from the car after “putting the presents in the trunk, dear.” *laughing*
LOVE OUR GUYS AND GALS!
Oh god, can’t we all relate to this post! I have to admit I was tempted to check out that oil can, but was afraid my hitachi cord might be seen dragging behind me and raise too much suspicion! Besides, I’m pretty loud after the 6th or 8th ‘O.’ I was so happy to see the cars drive away so I could have some “quality time” alone! 😉
*laughing my head off over the Hitachi cord comment!!!!*
Ms Piper, that was hee-STER-ical!
I am glad everyone FINALLY left so you could have some quality cum time. 🙂
*laughing still*