Pegging Your Yummy Ass

Pegging Your Yummy Ass

One of my favorite phone/virtual/real life things to do is Pegging. Pegging? To make you laugh, it took years for me to learn the term “Pegging.” I always called it “Fucking You in the Ass.” “Pegging” can be said in polite company,...

Some Christmas Eve Fucking (Plus Audio!)

I watch as you are, once again, tweaking with the Christmas Tree. I talked you into one of those aluminum jobbers we had in the 1970’s. With the color wheel.   You rolled your eyes and said it reminded you of elementary school and I said, “Exactly.”...

Sick of the Relatives?

Sick of the relatives? Sick of Auntie Faye and Cousin Brian? This Thanksgiving bullshit annoying the hell out of you? Then fucking call me already!!! Get yourself out into the cold garage (“Gotta see about that oil can, dear!”) and CALL! Let’s have...