So, what kind of dicklet do you have?
- A short, stubby one?
- A gherkin?
- A small one?
- A micropenis?
- An innie?
Whatever it is, it’s a…
Masturbation
I know you boys and girls with those tiny dicklets. You masturbate with 2 fingers, not with a whole hand like a real man does. Or even more hilariously, you rub it like a cisgirl, your fingers not even fitting on what you profess to have between your legs.
I see you touching yourself, attempting to imagine having a big boy dick as you try and figure out what to do with those fat fingers. (Do you even deserve to have this pleasure? Shouldn’t you just forego it since you aren’t even a complete man?)
What Is It?
I hear you weeping like a little girl on the phone because your dicklet isn’t whole. It stopped growing way, way too soon, didn’t it? So many of you asking me through your boo hoo tears, “Was I supposed to be a girl?”
My retort: What do you think?
Is it a dicklet or a clit?
Stunned Silence (or Gales of Laughter!)
What did that girl say when she reached inside your jeans and found that tiny flap of skin?
Did she pull her hand out and leave? Did she look at you and ask, “That’s it?” Did you two mess around only to never have her talk to you again? You do know she told all her girl AND boy friends about it, don’t you?
What do the guys at the gym say? Oh, you don’t get naked at the gym?
laughing
You know darn well they would laugh their heads off and then call their wives from the car to tell them what floppy flesh you were so proudly showing everyone.
Anything Else?
Am I missing any of your humiliating experiences? I would love to hear about them.
Then I can laugh and laugh and laugh… and tell all my friends about your teeny-tiny dicklet.
For me the only way I can get hard is if you & the other mistresses dress me up as a girl in bra/panty/dresses/put makeup/give me lipstick kisses on my cheeks. The photo with the guy covered in lipstick panties over his head is hot with the 3 hot women! i know with all of you my days of being strong macho guy is over as all of you have me in bra/panty set to place my clitty where it belongs.
I think my favorite kind of dicklet is The Turtle. By that, I mean a shy little head that retreats often and eventually ventures out again. I see so many of these. It starts off as a round, fat cockhead but of course of it didn’t grow correctly, and there’s no length at all. How frustrating to see real men bag babes and get lucky while Turtle Boy spanks it to lingerie catalogs!
Oh, yes, Ms. Amber! The Turtles are hilarious, I agree. laughing
Thank you for reminding me of yet another type to giggle at.
1, 2, 3… giggle giggle giggle
What a fun/funny post, Ms. Daphne! Well, funny to us. Whenever I have a teenie weenie call where disklet confesses his size, I can’t help butt burst out laughing! This post runs the gamut of the life of small dicked dick. Love it!
snickering
Ms. Meredith, thank you for laughing with me! And we both know many of these men, don’t we? laughing
I love that we get to hear these secrets. MmmmmHmmmm
giggling hugs to you
The best thing about men with tiny dicklets is how hard they get when they’re laughed at. Their pathetic boners betray them by standing up so proud when they should be hiding! I love that illustration with the girls putting panties on the little dick guys head!
I know, Ms. Piper!
It is so contradictory, making it all the more hilarious. You are so right about it standing up all proud like it’s saluting. If it had any sense, it would tuck itself in and under, hiding wherever it could so no one ever needs to look upon it.
You make me laugh, Ms. Piper… you know your dicks and I love that about you!
gentle hugs
I did not used to know what the heck people were talking about when I read the terms “alpha” and “beta” on the internet. I (think) I have come to believe that they are real ideas and there are in fact both “beta” and “alpha” males and that women know that even if they do not use those terms. My “introduction” (or one of them) to female feelings on penis size was simply sitting in a dorm room with my girlfriend and a female friend of hers. The friend spoke to my girlfriend about some guy she had heard was really well endowed. That alone was sort of embarrassing enough but ten times worse – my girlfriend showed interest. I can still recall her saying “really”? She then (my girlfriend) went on to engage in a conversation about this guy and size etc etc etc. Both of the girls seemed very “into” this topic and to be excited and focused on the endowment issue. I had not known then how important it was to my girlfriend but I also felt like she was subtly giving away information about me to her friend. I was thinking that her friend might be wondering or concluding that I was small and she seemed to indulge in sharing her excitement with my girlfriend. I sat there pretty quietly for the entire conversation.
I have taken quite a bit of time before answering this, william. Sorry it took so long, but I didn’t want to just toss something out without thinking first.
What I would love to pick your brain about is:
Did this conversation between your then girlfriend and her friend arouse you? Even though it was clear you were not included in the big-dick category?
Do you enjoy SPH? Or humiliation/teasing in general… do they arouse you?
I see you remember the exact details of the experience. Do you/Have you masturbate/d remembering these details?
After that experience, were you embarrassed to be naked/have sex with your girlfriend?
If you are okay sharing, I’d surely love to know!
Thanks for being patient with my response.
Now I am sorry I took so long. Somehow I missed your response but was happy to see it and think about your questions. I’ll answer though maybe not in a particular order. I was not sure about my reaction at the time. I was very (very very very) tuned in to it. In terms of the feelings I think I felt somewhat scared, nervous, anxious, unsure. I think it felt like “new territory”. I felt like I was getting educated on how both these girls felt about size. (not that I had not heard things related to this before, of course I had, but this was like being directly in the conversation or eavesdropping on it – an intimated discussion between these two pretty girls). The “surprise” was to find out how much my own girlfriend cared and felt about it. I also felt a kind of nervousness that the conversation might somehow turn to me. It did not but I felt like I was on the edge of a cliff there. “SPH” was not a term I knew or had ever heard of back then. I have only learned that term more recently. Though then the experience was anxiety provoking – not sure why it was SO anxiety provoking. I think I felt very, very intense vulnerability. Knowing my my own mind that I was not a “big guy” I was fearful that this might come out with the friend. The fact that it was not “directly” humiliating made it stronger…if that makes sense? Yes, I can picture it now in vivid detail – where the two girls were sitting, exactly the words they said – every single piece of it. And, yes I have masturbated to the thought of it all many times. It has been quite a few years – I do not think I was with that girlfriend a whole lot longer. Cannot recall precisely. I did not much longer after that have a girlfriend who was “into” humiliating me (a lot) and that is where I think it got really into my brain in a very deep way.
No worries on time replying… I totally understand life & all. soft smile
Wow, I cannot thank you enough for sharing your experience with me/all of us. It always intrigues me to hear how one slips into SPH, where it came from and how it felt. Most say very confusing, that arousal and embarrassment at the same time; you validate that beautifully.
Isn’t the mind amazing?! That you remember every detail. How does our brain know to keep some memories right in the forefront while other, seemingly important experiences, fade into the recesses of our mind. Fascinating.
Thank you so much for finding the time to share how you slid into SPH. Really, thank you so very much.
You are welcome. The whole subject is interesting to me. It is also weird how it changes in your mind. I used to be just “jealous” of endowed guys. Now I feel somewhat respectful or honoring or something. Same feeling with girls (women)- now it is more like I want them to get what they want (deserve – maybe that is the word?). Still jealous of course but it is like she is a priority in my mind.
I regret that it took so long to discover the sexual energy that I could generate by willingly participating in and encouraging those inevitable humiliations.
I wasted so much time and energy trying to hide my fleshy little thimble (I kid you not – size and shape of a sewing thimble). Eventually, I found my proper place and role in life and in the bedroom, and quit pretending to be a sexually capable man. That’s when things got interesting and fun in inverse proportion to my penis size.
li’l Chris,
Finding one’s rightful place in the grand scheme of our sexual (and otherwise) lives can bring such a sense of peace, can’t it. Even as you describe the “humiliations,” I sense the relief in being able to let go of trying to hide and, in your words, “pretend to be a sexually capable man.”
I find your confession here fucking delicious. Good on you knowing where you fall on the rungs of the sexual ladder.
The first sex party I ever attended was a disappointment. One of the more expeienced women pulled me aside and told me that none of the women would want to be approached by me unless I had some exceptional skill or attribute to compensate for being practically dickless. There for sex, they would be far more receptive to more conventionally or generously endowed men, even for conversation, and they were. Time spent with me would be a waste, because it was clear that I wouldn’t be able to deliver the goods. For the second such party, I took on the role of serving maid, refreshing drinks and taking away empties. It really has been much more fun and authentic.
I was everything you are talking about & less. I was a 1/4 inch sissy after some feminization & lots of T woman & all kinds of sissy captions & masturbating & plugging etc. But i have since stopped all that & stopped masturbating & been working very hard labor in man world my penis has grown to 4 in soft.
hi i am a obese pig with a micropenis and i love to be laughed at and humiliated even with your friends because i am too fat and ridiculous
my limp dicklet is always. limp and in. no circumstances. does it rise
iam. used to it. and. my pleasure now is fat. cocksucking what pleasure
My dicklet is limp now also a 2 inch turtle. Just retreats and hides by it self. I just love watching women orally satisfying much larger dicks than mine