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Back in Miami (& to a Fucking MESS!)

I made it home to Miami… what remains of it.

Blessedly, we didn’t get a direct hit, but it is still pretty much a mess around here.

My little bungalow made it through with minimal damage, and the electricity did come back on late last night. Half the state is still without power, . . . → Read More: Back in Miami (& to a Fucking MESS!)

Hurricane Irma Update

Clearly, I made it out of the hurricane. Yay!

I’ll still be in the Central Florida area until Miami gets evaluated, but so far so good.

Let’s have some SEX!

(I need some sex, boys & girls!)

Me & Hurricane Irma

Most of you know I am in Miami.

I’ve been getting ready for Hurricane Irma, but now it looks like I will be evacuating today, heading north to family in the Orlando area.

I will do my best to be here, but know if I am not, why. I will get back as soon . . . → Read More: Me & Hurricane Irma

I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Twisted & Shouting, “PERVERT!”

I’ve been called a pervert for most of my life.

What’s a Pervert?

Definition 1

Definition 2: A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable. synonym: deviant

Definition 3? Let’s poke around and see what other dictionaries say.

blinking after looking at the Urban Dictionary definitions

. . . → Read More: Twisted & Shouting, “PERVERT!”

Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

I’ve been “cumming” across more and more of you boys who are aching to do the Cum Eating Challenge… eating several ejaculations’ worth of cum at one time. It’s a noble goal, but some tactical actions need to be adhered to first.

The main goal of writing this is so, when you are . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Your Mistress suggests that you, you Chronic Masturbator, might need some lessons in how to keep your hands off your dick.

Let Go!

You might have seen Ruined Orgasms while watching porn, but dared not do one on your own. I mean, the urgency to keep stroking while you are ejaculating is strong. Perhaps . . . → Read More: Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Pedal Pushers… Pumpers… Revving

A fetish I knew about, but never really knew anyone that enjoyed it is Pedal Pushing. Now I have a couple of clients who’ve driven me to learn more about it. Now I’m sharing what I’ve learned with you!

What Is Pedal Pushing?

Imaginations are in overdrive with this fetish, young men finding themselves . . . → Read More: Pedal Pushers… Pumpers… Revving

Hiring a Pool Boy

I need a qualified pool boy to clean my pool in the backyard. “Qualified” being the operative word.

What Makes a Qualified Pool Boy?

The ad I put in the newspaper says:

Needed: Pool Boy

∙ 18-30 years old

∙ Will follow my instructions

. . . → Read More: Hiring a Pool Boy

Average Size Penis

average size penis

I know you have looked up what the “Average Size Penis,” is, haven’t you. Maybe several times.

Am I right?

“Average Size Penis”

You’ve researched sizes of a typical penis over the years, haven’t you?

Maybe when you were in your late teens, still growing. Maybe when some girl made a nasty comment about . . . → Read More: Average Size Penis