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Countdown to Cumming

Sometimes, sexy games are fun when we have our calls. I especially like when you want/need me to countdown to your orgasm.

Countdown from 10?

I know most of you are used to our counting down from 10 to 1, and your cumming when we hit the number 1 (or when we sat CUM . . . → Read More: Countdown to Cumming

I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Your Mistress suggests that you, you Chronic Masturbator, might need some lessons in how to keep your hands off your dick.

Let Go!

You might have seen Ruined Orgasms while watching porn, but dared not do one on your own. I mean, the urgency to keep stroking while you are ejaculating is strong. Perhaps . . . → Read More: Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Average Size Penis

average size penis

I know you have looked up what the “Average Size Penis,” is, haven’t you. Maybe┬áseveral times.

Am I right?

“Average Size Penis”

You’ve researched sizes of a typical penis over the years, haven’t you?

Maybe when you were in your late teens, still growing. Maybe when some girl made a nasty comment about . . . → Read More: Average Size Penis

My Birthday Cake

March 29, 1969 was the day I was born. (How cool is it I was born in ’69!!!) Therefore, a few days ago, I turned 48… complete MILF material, right?

I’ve told a few of you, but I have a real life subby boy now! I’ve been in Miami for almost 2.5 years and . . . → Read More: My Birthday Cake

The Hand Job

Fuck, I love giving hand jobs.

Reaching Out

It’s so nice to touch your cock when it is still flaccid, soft and gooshy.

I love feeling it… making it… go from a putty consistency to a really, really ripe peach, to a ripe peach and then a deliciously firm peach. (I especially can . . . → Read More: The Hand Job

Your Penis as Entertainment

I find your penis endlessly entertaining.

A magic trick that transforms a lump of clay into a straining, begging animal with a mind of its own.

artist, Philippe Laferrier

Your Penis Performs for Me

My favorite is when I encounter your cock in its flaccid state. Usually when you are sleeping soundly. I . . . → Read More: Your Penis as Entertainment