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Sucking the Yard Boy’s Cock

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As you already know, Miami was hit by Hurricane Irma. Not as hard as the other coast, but enough to leave the streets and yards littered with fallen trees and branches. EVERYWHERE. My little yard, too.

Hiring Some Cocks

People are price gouging to do the clean-up. Even those that do not make . . . → Read More: Sucking the Yard Boy’s Cock

Hiring a Pool Boy

I need a qualified pool boy to clean my pool in the backyard. “Qualified” being the operative word.

What Makes a Qualified Pool Boy?

The ad I put in the newspaper says:

Needed: Pool Boy

∙ 18-30 years old

∙ Will follow my instructions

. . . → Read More: Hiring a Pool Boy

My Birthday Cake

March 29, 1969 was the day I was born. (How cool is it I was born in ’69!!!) Therefore, a few days ago, I turned 48… complete MILF material, right?

I’ve told a few of you, but I have a real life subby boy now! I’ve been in Miami for almost 2.5 years and . . . → Read More: My Birthday Cake

Mistress Daphne is Your MILF!

I know… 47 doesn’t really seem like a MILF age… not to me most especially. However, sit me down in front of a 20-year old and you can quickly see the differences in our ages.

Get us naked and you can certainly see some of those variations in ages. But if you are . . . → Read More: Mistress Daphne is Your MILF!