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Countdown to Cumming

Sometimes, sexy games are fun when we have our calls. I especially like when you want/need me to countdown to your orgasm.

Countdown from 10?

I know most of you are used to our counting down from 10 to 1, and your cumming when we hit the number 1 (or when we sat CUM . . . → Read More: Countdown to Cumming

My New Vibe at the Sex Party

I got a new toy!

Well, actually, a client bought me a new toy. A new vibe!

My Magic Wand Vibrator

Cordless!

Rechargeable, anyway.

(and it came with that small bottle of lube, too!)

I’ve had the classic Hitachi Magic Wand for a couple of decades (a few of them) and she has . . . → Read More: My New Vibe at the Sex Party

I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

I’ve been “cumming” across more and more of you boys who are aching to do the Cum Eating Challenge… eating several ejaculations’ worth of cum at one time. It’s a noble goal, but some tactical actions need to be adhered to first.

The main goal of writing this is so, when you are . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Your Mistress suggests that you, you Chronic Masturbator, might need some lessons in how to keep your hands off your dick.

Let Go!

You might have seen Ruined Orgasms while watching porn, but dared not do one on your own. I mean, the urgency to keep stroking while you are ejaculating is strong. Perhaps . . . → Read More: Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

National Brown Bag-It Day (Mistress’ Command)

The Mistress and I had long ago severed our relationship. I missed her every single day.

Once a Mistress….

One day at work, we passed each other in a hall, around the corner from her office that’s off the beaten path. For the first time ever, she looked me in the eye.

“Stop,” . . . → Read More: National Brown Bag-It Day (Mistress’ Command)

Happy National Nylon Stocking Day!

And during Masturbation May!

Wheee!

There really is a day for your most especial fetish!

Celebrating National Nylon Stocking Day!

I think you should go shopping for some new nylon stockings. Get the most expensive, luxurious kind you can afford. As you’re driving home, consider the options for how you could masturbate with . . . → Read More: Happy National Nylon Stocking Day!

Sex Party Slut – Come Watch With Me!

Oh, yeah… I went to a Sex Party a couple of weeks ago!

Sex Party Slut… Without Sex?

The limitations? I had some pretty extensive dental work done on the Friday before the Saturday party, so was not able to do anything oral. No blow jobs. No eating pussy. Not even any cum eating . . . → Read More: Sex Party Slut – Come Watch With Me!

Lap It Up! (Cum Eating Fun)

It’s always so much fun when you boys and girls beg me… quite literally, BEG me… to help you eat your cum that first time. You’ve tried so many times before; can I coerce you to break through that barrier?

Cum Eating Challenges

As I have said before, there is that crazy mechanism . . . → Read More: Lap It Up! (Cum Eating Fun)

Masturbation Woobies (Part 2)

In┬áMasturbation Woobies (Part 1), I shared that, even when you don’t say it out loud, I can usually recognize someone needing to use a woobie… a sort of masturbation security blanket… in order to get hard or stay hard.

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You generally don’t tell anyone about your little sex-quirk lest they laugh . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 2)