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Hump Day! Are you a Pillow Humper?

Are you a Pillow Humper?

Pillow Humper?

Many of you learned early on to hump the pillow (and/or the bed). It feels amazing, doesn’t it? The pressure against your genitals? Mmmmm. Delicious.

I know some of you feel like you are fucking someone when you do it, pushing your dick inside the imaginary . . . → Read More: Hump Day! Are you a Pillow Humper?

15 Minutes FREE Day!

It’s TRUE!

If you’ve made 15 calls or a total of 150 minutes in the past 5 years, you get a FREE 15 minutes with the Mistress of your choice. You can leave it at the 15 minutes or add it to a longer call.

If you’re not sure if you qualify, please . . . → Read More: 15 Minutes FREE Day!

10-Minute Callers: This is for You!

I love all my callers, even you 10-minute guys & gals.


Seems like a really short time for a fantasy and orgasm, but some of you are able to cum within 2-3 minutes. Not a problem at all.

But I want to remind you, you are paying for 10-minutes, whether you use . . . → Read More: 10-Minute Callers: This is for You!

Clandestine Masturbating (aka Rubbing One Out)

The term “Rubbing One Out” is typically used to describe women masturbating, but I know you guys do something similar.

Masturbating On the Go

Many of you call when you are in your car. I can hear it, can hear if you are actually driving. As you know, I tell you to pull . . . → Read More: Clandestine Masturbating (aka Rubbing One Out)

Watching Porn with You!

One of the things I love to do with you when you call is to watch Porn with you while we chat.

Porn Watching

I will confess, I don’t watch lots of porn unless it is with you folks. But when we watch together… from BBC to Cum Eating to Cuckolding (and more!)… . . . → Read More: Watching Porn with You!

Mistress Constance’s 5 Minutes of Heaven

Mistress Constance wrote a wonderful post:

5 Things to do with your free 5 minutes of phone sex

I encourage you to read if you think not one thing fruitful can be accomplished in your 5 Free Minutes during November 1-7.

Mistress Constance begs to . . . → Read More: Mistress Constance’s 5 Minutes of Heaven

Countdown to Cumming

Sometimes, sexy games are fun when we have our calls. I especially like when you want/need me to countdown to your orgasm.

Countdown from 10?

I know most of you are used to our counting down from 10 to 1, and your cumming when we hit the number 1 (or when we sat CUM . . . → Read More: Countdown to Cumming

My New Vibe at the Sex Party

I got a new toy!

Well, actually, a client bought me a new toy. A new vibe!

My Magic Wand Vibrator


Rechargeable, anyway.

(and it came with that small bottle of lube, too!)

I’ve had the classic Hitachi Magic Wand for a couple of decades (a few of them), and she has . . . → Read More: My New Vibe at the Sex Party

I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly

I’ve been “cumming” across more and more of you boys who are aching to do the Cum Eating Challenge… eating several ejaculations’ worth of cum at one time. It’s a noble goal, but some tactical actions need to be adhered to first.

The main goal of writing this is so, when you are . . . → Read More: Cum Eating Challenge: Saving It Properly