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Sweet, Sweet Sweat Fetish

After Hurricane Irma, the electricity was out for way too long here in Florida. I acknowledge that we Floridians had it way better than many of the islands to our east, but we were still really hot and sticky.

Cicadas Make Me Sweat

We all had plenty to do, what with nearly every tree . . . → Read More: Sweet, Sweet Sweat Fetish

Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

Your Mistress suggests that you, you Chronic Masturbator, might need some lessons in how to keep your hands off your dick.

Let Go!

You might have seen Ruined Orgasms while watching porn, but dared not do one on your own. I mean, the urgency to keep stroking while you are ejaculating is strong. Perhaps . . . → Read More: Ruined Orgasms: Are They Enough?

The Exam Gown (Medical Fetish Series)

exam gown

Two decades of being a midwife… and kinky… I have some nasty ideas of what to do to you in the doctor’s office. In this segment of the Medical Fetish Series, I will share my thoughts about the exam gown.

“Put This Exam Gown On”

After all the preliminary stuff… paperwork, lab work, . . . → Read More: The Exam Gown (Medical Fetish Series)

SPH: A Dick’s Biggest Fear

In “Scanning the Sex Party Participants,” I began the story of part of my evening at the Sex Party a couple of weeks ago. Ending with my peering into a man’s silk shorts, then demanding he take those boxers off.

“He inhaled deeply, then pushed his pants downward…. “That’s IT?! That’s all you’ve got . . . → Read More: SPH: A Dick’s Biggest Fear

A Tour of the Exam Table (Medical Fetish)

When I lead you into the exam room, you see it… over there….

The Exam Table; the altar of the medical world.

standard exam table

I hand you a clean (but ugly) cotton hospital gown and ask you to undress and put it on, open in the back. I leave the room and you . . . → Read More: A Tour of the Exam Table (Medical Fetish)

Masturbation Woobies (Part 3)

In Masturbation Woobies (Part 1), I begin the discourse by letting you guys & gals who use something in order to masturbate know you are perfectly normal. In Masturbation Woobies (Part  2), questions about disclosing your needs abound. Many are addressed, but this piece talks about the down and dirty airing of your secret with . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 3)

Masturbation Woobies (Part 2)

In Masturbation Woobies (Part 1), I shared that, even when you don’t say it out loud, I can usually recognize someone needing to use a woobie… a sort of masturbation security blanket… in order to get hard or stay hard.

lace panties

You generally don’t tell anyone about your little sex-quirk lest they laugh . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 2)

Masturbation Woobies (Part 1)

I have seen it over the decades. You think you’re slick and can hide your need for your woobie (security blanket) by not using it to play with me, to masturbate in front of me.

But, I am not blind. I can (easily) see that you are having a challenging time getting or staying . . . → Read More: Masturbation Woobies (Part 1)

Summer Whites

It’s already getting hot here in Miami… the season to wear white!

White Dresses

I have this thing about white cotton. I love white gauzy cotton sundresses in the summertime, white sandals…

…with my hair pulled back…

…and decorated with a big white ribbon.

And depending on my mood, I will wear . . . → Read More: Summer Whites

Am I a Mind-Reader?

I’ve had an interesting phenomenon happening lately.

I’ve been able to delve deeply into some clients’ minds, “seeing” the secrets they have never told another soul. They ask, “How do you know?!?”

Am I a Mind-Reader?

Of course I am not a mind-reader. I wish I had that skill (or superpower as some . . . → Read More: Am I a Mind-Reader?