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Back in Miami (& to a Fucking MESS!)

I made it home to Miami… what is left of it.

Blessedly, we didn’t get a direct hit, but it is still pretty much a mess around here.

My own little bungalow made it through with minimal damage and the electricity did come back on late last night. Half the state is still . . . → Read More: Back in Miami (& to a Fucking MESS!)

I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Sneaking Cock

Oh, yeah… I know you’re married (or in a committed relationship) because you tell me each time you call.

Hunger That Doesn’t Quit

You are still putting ads out, skulking around the local Adult Bookstore and cruising guys at work… all in the hope of finding a dick to suck. A dick that is, . . . → Read More: Sneaking Cock

Secret Cock Sucking… Discovered

I have an amazingly fun client (who gave permission for this to be shared) who was in a potentially harrowing situation recently.

He had just had sex with a girl and was still in his afterglow haze when she said she needed to borrow his phone for something. Without thinking, he handed it to . . . → Read More: Secret Cock Sucking… Discovered

You Are Not Alone

This post will not be relevant to all, so if you aren’t having a challenging time, feel free to move on to a more erotic post or listen to my Audios!

That being said, it’s never a good time to talk politics, especially when you’re trying to be sexy. However, I have already had . . . → Read More: You Are Not Alone

Fag Hag: One Each

I am deLIGHTed that so many of my boys and girls are figuring out what a Fag Hag I really am.

Even though I do not identify as heterosexual, but Sapiosexual on an LGBTQ spectrum, I have, as you know if you’ve dug deep enough in this blog, hung out with gay men . . . → Read More: Fag Hag: One Each

Kinky Sex Pick-Up (Finale!)

In Kinky Sex Pick-Up (Part 3), I sucked and fucked the sweet subbie’s pussy in the pool. Now her Master needed attending to.

Greedy Service

She came sweetly in my mouth, holding her Master’s hand and looking him in the eye. I lifted up and looked at that cock. It begged to be serviced.

. . . → Read More: Kinky Sex Pick-Up (Finale!)