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I Love Sex!

I had a recent caller say to me, “I read your blog… and you love sex!”

I Do Love Sex!

Give me what you’ve got.

Masturbation? (check)

Playing with toys? (check) Watching others have sex? (check) Being watched having sex? (check) Deep kissing? (check) Necking with clothes on? (check)

Necking taking . . . → Read More: I Love Sex!

Ring That Bell!

My Holiday Party needed a serving wench. I borrowed a friend’s submissive boi. I’d met him once and enjoyed his servitude and obedience greatly.

Pink Decorations

I had his outfit all picked out. Hmmm. Not sure you could call it an “outfit.” More like ways to accessorize his assets.

The first thing I . . . → Read More: Ring That Bell!

Secret Cock Sucking… Discovered

I have an amazingly fun client (who gave permission for this to be shared) who was in a potentially harrowing situation recently.

He had just had sex with a girl and was still in his afterglow haze when she said she needed to borrow his phone for something. Without thinking, he handed it to . . . → Read More: Secret Cock Sucking… Discovered

Fag Hag: One Each

I am deLIGHTed that so many of my boys and girls are figuring out what a Fag Hag I really am.

Even though I do not identify as heterosexual, but Sapiosexual on an LGBTQ spectrum, I have, as you know if you’ve dug deep enough in this blog, hung out with gay men . . . → Read More: Fag Hag: One Each

An Ass Is Not a Jewelry Box!

This post is particularly for those who are curious about or already enjoy ass play. Although it is not about ass play per se, let it call your attention to the great importance and seriousness of anal play safety.

If All Else Fails, Hide the Ill-Gotten Booty In YOUR Booty?!?! My, What an Odd . . . → Read More: An Ass Is Not a Jewelry Box!

The Chanukah Candle (With Audio!)

Chanukah begins at sunset tomorrow night, December 6, 2015. This, what I am writing, is a fantasy. Having studied Judaism for 15 years, I have great respect for the religion. But, just like there can be sexy fantasies around Christmas, this one happens to be around Chanukah.

My submissive was sweating as . . . → Read More: The Chanukah Candle (With Audio!)