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Hump Day! Are you a Pillow Humper?

Are you a Pillow Humper?

Pillow Humper?

Many of you learned early on to hump the pillow (and/or the bed). It feels amazing, doesn’t it? The pressure against your genitals? Mmmmm. Delicious.

I know some of you feel like you are fucking someone when you do it, pushing your dick inside the imaginary . . . → Read More: Hump Day! Are you a Pillow Humper?

Clean Sheets (aka I Went OUT!)

I pretty much took the day off on Thursday in anticipation of the weekend, my busiest days of the week.

Clean Sheets

I cleaned, did laundry, watered the plants, raked the yard, went to Pilates, then later, a Yoga class. After that, I took a well-earned nap on my just-changed clean sheets.

I love . . . → Read More: Clean Sheets (aka I Went OUT!)

For My Hamper Divers! PLEASE READ!

You know I looovvvveeee when we talk about you hamper divers, but I must caution you NOT to break into someone’s house and steal them!

Breaking, Entering and Stealing Panties

This judge outside New York City was arrested for doing just that.

(District Judge Robert) Cicale was arrested on March 29 after allegedly breaking into a . . . → Read More: For My Hamper Divers! PLEASE READ!

I Made an Audio (and He LOVED It!)

I’ve made audios for my audio site, of course, but only once before have I made a custom audio and it has been ages. If you’ve ever wondered how it works, I will show you!

(¡Y al final, explico que también puedo grabar el audio en español!)

The Script for the Audio

This . . . → Read More: I Made an Audio (and He LOVED It!)

Let’s Talk Passwords (I’ll Make It Sexy)

So you know how you like to look at porn secretly on your computer or phone? How you hide it from your girlfriend/boyfriend or marriage partner? How you would be mortified if they found out you were watching cuckolding scenarios, or better yet, sucking dick ones?

HIDE IT BEHIND A PASSWORD!

And not the . . . → Read More: Let’s Talk Passwords (I’ll Make It Sexy)