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My Birthday Cake

March 29, 1969 was the day I was born. (How cool is it I was born in ’69!!!) Therefore, a few days ago, I turned 48… complete MILF material, right?

I’ve told a few of you, but I have a real life subby boy now! I’ve been in Miami for almost 2.5 years and . . . → Read More: My Birthday Cake

Stressed Out?

Life can be really tough sometimes. I know it might seem obvious, but the Mistresses here at LDW are quite skilled at listening and understanding the very real stresses in life.

When You’re Stressed Out

artist, Reylia

Not only do you guys and gals want (or need?) an orgasm when you are stressed, sometimes . . . → Read More: Stressed Out?

Am I a Mind-Reader?

I’ve had an interesting phenomenon happening lately.

I’ve been able to delve deeply into some clients’ minds, “seeing” the secrets they have never told another soul. They ask, “How do you know?!?”

Am I a Mind-Reader?

Of course I am not a mind-reader. I wish I had that skill (or superpower as some . . . → Read More: Am I a Mind-Reader?

SPH: Examining Your Dicklet

So, what kind of dicklet do you have?

A short, stubby one? A gherkin? A small one? A micropenis? An innie?

Whatever it is, it’s a…

Masturbation

I know you boys and girls with those tiny dicklets. You masturbate with 2 fingers, not with a whole hand like a real man does. . . . → Read More: SPH: Examining Your Dicklet